hot showers are bad for you

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recent studies have shown hot showers are bad.
these studies were obviously not conducted by people who knew you. 
research by someone who did know you (me) found the following: 

1. warm water is almost enough to replace the warmth of your body against mine.

2. once it's hot enough, the tears you left me with will evaporate away.

3. so will my memories of you.

4. the hot water will burn away any skin you might have touched.

5. with it, it will burn away every last tiny fucking  remnant of you.

6. when the heat finally starts to numb my body, it numbs my mind as well

7. upon finally passing out from the heat, i will get the first sleep i've had in months

8. two hours later, when i wake up to a flooded bathroom and no hot water left, you are no longer my biggest problem.

9. in fact, as i stand up and wince at my burned skin, you're not on my mind at all.

10. you're not on my mind. at all.

further study to be performed:
when you get bored of the next girl

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