That pervert Roshi is at it again in the next installment of Roshi's quest for Breasts.
Roshi- That last one didn't go so well so you should choose one Oolong
Oolong- I get to choose my favorite ok Roshi
Roshi- and that is
Oolong- Videl
Roshi- oh good choice he he he
Videl's chat:
Videl- Pan have you done your homework?
Pan- yes mom I have can I go now
Videl- Fine
(Pan has left the chat)
Videl- She's just like her grandfather
(Roshi has entered the chat)
Videl- oh god the pervert [punches him in the chin]
Roshi-.............................
Videl- did I kill him
Roshi- no you didn't just grazed me a bit
Videl- ok what do you want
Roshi- just wanted to say that your smart
Videl- [slightly cautious] ok?
Roshi- And your pretty
Videl- ok this is getting weird
Roshi- If you mean cute then this is weird.... really weird
Videl- Ahhhhhhhh! [Roshi try's to grope Videl when Gohan lands in front of both of them]
(Gohan has entered the chat)
Gohan- Stay away from my wife!
Roshi- Oh s*** [starts to run]
(Roshi has left the chat)
Gohan- Are you ok honey
Videl- Yeah I think so
Back on Roshi's chat:
Oolong- It didn't work did it
Roshi- Trust me you don't want to face a angry sayain
Oolong- Amen to that now who are you going to try for?
Roshi- How about launch
Oolong- Ok it's your funeral dude
Launches chat:
Launch- hello is anyone here [in her nice form]
(Roshi has entered the chat)
Roshi- hello [winks]
Launch- Hello Roshi [blushes]
Roshi- May I ask you a question
Launch- Of course you can old timer
Roshi- Could I measure your breasts
Launch- Why?
Roshi- To compare to the size of a dragon ball
Launch- Of course you can. [pulls down her shirt]
Roshi- [nose gushes with blood as he falls over]
Launch- What's wrong?
Roshi- Nothing I just trained [wipes blood from face]
Launch- ok just get this over with its chilly.
Roshi- Don't mind if I do [reaches over in slow motion]
Launch- Ah Ah Choooooo!
Roshi- Crap
Launch- What the f*** you pervert
Roshi- ahhhhh! [runs from the gunshots]
Launch- Get back here you jerk [chases after him still topless]
I laughed my butt of writhing this one because it's so hilarious that he almost got what he wanted but there is more to come. Next time Roshi goes after eighteen and Bulma.
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