Finn climbs through my window
"Wtf it's so late. What are you doing here"
He hushed me
"Don't worry its gonna be fun"
"How fun we talking"
"Chocolate vanilla swirl with cookie crunch cone fun"
"Yes mommy"
I call him mommy cuz daddy's weird like why would you call your best friend daddy. He push me on the bed and leaned down to my ear whispering
"Do you want a sprite cranberry"
"So pure you are finn and are not at all being sexaulized by me"
"Yes now do you want the sprite or"
"We can share it"
The end, they shared that sprite and grew up to never do anything sexual with each other.
