I'm sorry (hazbin hotel fan fiction Angel Dust x Reader)

Chapter 5 snakes and... eggs?

After I ran away from Angel in a classic game of tag I went back to my room. I was surfing through the channels until a old news program caught my eye.

I was slightly distracted by the bottom text and kept reading

Breaking News: A large scale peat war is underway in pentagram city between Sir Pentious and Cherri Bomb. The surrounding areas are covered in debris, so please avoid downtown on your commute today. Traffic is "HELLA" backed up. Get it? "HELL, BUT WITH AN" A "AT THE END'S THAT I HAVE NOT BEEN A LITTLE ENJOYMENT. but now that I see it in text, I feel like it was a mistake A mistake I can not take back ... like I'm so sorry Martha I should not have done it,but you did gain a lot of weight and I really needed some space. You know what? No, that was a good call. I banged the cleaning lady, and that was a pretty nice time. Even though she laughed at me when I told her not to licked my foot first. I dont see how that is a weird request. Maybe if I had just gotten a hooker she would have been more agreeable. The point is my wife was a FUCKING BITCH One time we went to the zoo and got really mad because I thought the orangutan was making fun of me. He kept doing that stupid duck lip face? The one where their lips get all puckered? The it started screaming, and that really pissed me off. My wife told me it was just a monkey and "calm down", so went to g-

The "morning" report was cut off before he was done with his story

"Oh that poor guy" I sighed and stood up to go out for a walk until I heard a loud bang. I shrieked and ran downstairs to check what has happened. I looked outside and saw a snake demon trying to fight Angel's best friend Cherry Bomb. Yes me and Cherry have met through a simple thing called "a phone" hell is not THAT outdated. I rushed over to Cherry's hiding spot. "What's going on?" I asked while covering my ears when she threw a bomb. "Edgelord's trying to pick a fight again. He's still angry about the turfwar" she laughed while grabbing one of the eggs he launched and threw it back into his face. I chuckled and peaked over the rock trying to see every detail of him. As I scanned over his body I noticed him staring at me causing me to blush. I hid and saw one of Cherry's bombs "hey Cherry? Can I throw one?" She looked at me surprised and nodded while smirking "sure" I didn't hesitate and grabbed one aiming it towards Edglord's head. I threw it and it exploded right in his face. Cherry cheered and ran to a new hiding spot leaving me with some rocks and bombs.

After a lot of bomb and eggs throwing I noticed that Edgelord was easily angered. I smirked and grabbed a bomb sized rock and threw it at him while signing Cherry to throw and she hit him in the face. I laughed my ass off while he just got angrier. Cherry warned me about him coming my way but I didn't notice because well... I laughed so hard my stomach started to hurt. My tail swayed heavily while Edgelord's shadow loomed above me. I suddenly felt the presence above me and looked up my skin immediately turning white. 

"U-uhh..." I suddenly felt his figure falling on top of me. I had my eyes closed and as soon as I opened them I saw Angel standing in front of me with a baseball bat. I pushed Edgelord off and stood up. "I see Cherry got you into fighting Sir Pentious" I heard Alastor say. I chuckled softly and nodded while walking to Cherry and whispering something in her ear causing her to giggle and she nodded. I walked over to Alastor and Angel "last person up the roof is the seeker" I ran and so did Cherry "NO CHEATIIINNGGG!!" Alastor chuckled and walked after us while Angel was rather confused again.