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Once there was a 🍩. It was a really good 🍩 but it never got bought, so it went rotten and got thrown in the 🗑. And then it got so sad and rotten that it exploded and turned into a 👺🍩. Then a 🙅‍♂️ and a 🙆 found the 👺🍩 and punched it in the face and shot it with a 🔫 and stabbed it with a 🔪. And then it got thrown in the 🛁 and drowned in its own blood. After that, a living 🚽 grabbed a 💉 and a 💊, and brought the 👺🍩 back to life...to torture it more. The 🚽 grabbed the 👺🍩 and shoved it in the bowl and exploded it with a 💣. Then there was a 🐯that came along, with his own WiFi signal called "Toncil-Tingle-Bars-2G."
The 🐯 smiled at the 👺🍩, toothily and said; "I like your style. Let me be your agent, and your bodyguard. I know you'd be wondering what the catch to that is, so in return, you can get me some 💵, 💸, and a big 💰...oh, and some 💎s!"
The 👺🍩 liked this idea, so it said; "Yes. Where should we start?"...
The 🐯said; "Why don't you release an album?"
So the 👺🍩 agreed, and got a 🌵, a 🐿, a 🍮, and a 🥃 and got to work recording its album. There were a lot of 🎶 in the air that afternoon, and all through the night, until, at the 🌇 the 💿 was finished. It was all about how the 👺🍩 had been tortured by the living🚽, the 🙆 and the 🙅‍♂️. It was so good at 💔 that it got a certified gold 🍪. Lots of 💵, 💸, and a 🚛load of 💰s and 💎s.
Unfortunately for the living🚽, the 🙆 and the 🙅‍♂️, the 👮‍♀️ and the 👮 soon found out about the torture of the 👺🍩, because they really loved the 💿. Also they loved 🍩s too. The 👮‍♀️ and the 👮 went 'round to the 🙅‍♂️'s 🏠 first, and tried to arrest him in a 🚔, but he fled the scene, by jumping down a 🕳. But, the 🙅‍♂️ ended up falling onto the 🌚, where he died from lack of oxygen. Not even a 🌈🦄, or the best 🐵doctor in town could save him.
Next, the 👮‍♀️ and the 👮 went around to the 🙆's 🏡 in their 🚔. She wasn't ready to be arrested just yet, though, and she wouldn't let the 👮‍♀️ and the 👮 into her 🏡. So she held up a 🔫 and a 🚰 out the window to threaten the 👮. But while she was distracted by the 👮, the 👮‍♀️ broke down the 🚪. And so the 🙆 was arrested, and taken to the infamous 🧀💣jail. In the infamous 🧀💣 jail, the 🙆 was ridiculed terribly with a 🍋, a 🥔, a 🥖 and a 🍥, because all of the prisoners had heard the 💿, and they absolutely loved the 👺🍩 and adored his incredible work. What the criminals loved about it especially was how deep the content of the 💿 was. Most things these days were about 🍿, 💡, 🐍, 👯, 🌭, 🥓, and of course 💃 and 🍷. Though a lot of the criminals were 🍭🍰, and very crazy and 🚘-like, they loved 🍟, so that made it okay. If a person, no matter how 🍭🍰ey, likes 🍟, that makes it all okay.
Because of the 👺🍩's amazing fame and 💸, 💵, and 🚛loads of 💰, he was invited to a lot of parties, with 🎉. Because of this, he soon got over the living 🚽, the 🙆, and the 🙆‍♂️ brutally abusing him with the 💉, the 💊, the 🔪, the 🔫, the 🛁, and the 💣. The 👺🍩, and his agent, the 🐯, just had a jolly good time at all the 🎉 parties, and ate a lot of 🍔s from 👡s, and drank 👙-infused 🍷 from 🚽s. Due to all the partying, the content of the 👺🍩's next 💿 was of dramatically lower quality, and only about; 🍿, 💡, 🐍, 👯, 🌭, 🥓, 💃,🍷, and, oh, of course 💊s.
When the criminals at the infamous 🧀💣 jail got the new 💽, they were deeply upset about the songs, as they sounded like they were made by an 🥑⛸ that had eaten a 💊 from inside a 👙. The prisoners were so sad and 😡 that they all turned into 😩s, and 😫, and grabbed a horrible 🤡🤠, and broke out of the jail using an illegal 🥗🚖, ready to stab the 👺🍩 with a 🥖, and slap him across the face with a 🥞 for what he had done. Unfortunately for them, the 👺🍩 wasn't currently at his ⛰🏝🏡, but on holiday, living it up on a 🎡🏰🚢⛴, eating a lot of illegally sourced 🍟. The criminals didn't know where he was, and had no idea how to find him, so they just jumped down a 🕳, and landed in a ⚰️💈, where they ate 🍇, given to them by a rather familiar 🚽. And no, not the 🚽 the 👺🍩 and the 🐯 drank 👙-infused wine 🍷 out of, and snorted ⚪️powder off the seat of... No, I mean the living 🚽!!! You know!? The one that drowned the 👺🍩?!