Snow's Sides

Chapter 1-The start

Me:Hello my name is Sean as you can tell.

Pat:Hello

Me:If you watch Sander Sides I named him after Patton.

Pat:I'll give you a PAT on the back for that one boy.

Anderson:please no.

Me:ah my smart side or logical side

Anderson:I know the longest word longer than pnuemonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. It has 198,891 letters and takes 3 1/2 hours to pronounce.

Fangirlism:I totes ship logicality

Me: ahh my fangirlism who HASN'T told me their name yet.

Fangirlism:Fine ill tell you...it's *purposely sees a zanechan picture* AHHAAHHSODUEHKSIDISGWNSIFITEBSKDIFHRNSMYMOTHERTRUCKINGSHIPISSAILINGJWOFJRJQSIFJRALOXIFJELSODIFJRLSOD.

Me:okay where is Carl

Carl:Hello~

Me:My s-

Carl:It's me

Me:okay (stretching the o sound) anyway h-

Carl:I was windering if after all these years you'd like to meet.

Me:Motherf-

Pat:Father!

Me:That reference gets me every time.

Pat:ehh what's punny about it?

Me:I hate you but I also Love you at the same time

Pat:geez son you're nmaking me blush!

Anderson:No you are not

Me:It's a play with words

Anderson: oh

Darkness:What are you're followers gonna think if this book

Everyone else:AHHHH

Pat:*inhuman scream*

Everyone except for Patton:WTF

Pat: Anderson your turn to scream

Anderson:no it is not .

Pat:C'mon anderSON take a Carlo as an example

Carlo:You're where my demons hide

Darkness:oh really

Carlo:I hate you so much I you little bit-

*Carlo and darkness and a few more start arguing*

Pat:SEAN

Me:*eating popcorn*What is it?

Pat:One GIMMIE SOME POPCORN
And
Two WHY AREN'T YOU DOING ANYTHING ABOUT THIS

Me:About what?

Pat:This

Me:Oh

Pat: sooo

Me:in 3

Pat:2

Fangirlism:1

Me:EVERYONE BE QUITE YOU LITTLE FEMALE DOGS!

Everyone who argued:*Stares

Me:STFU and were ending it here guys gals and non-binary pals.

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