Pre-story bullshit

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Please don't steal my shit, or my ideas 👌

I am a very inexperienced writer with a brain the size of a squirrel's left testicle. So, do me the favour of correcting my any mistake in this shitty story.

I am really not sure where I'm planning on going with said story but, it is just a way of getting all of my thoughts on paper (it's actually virtual you fucking idiot). (Btw you can definitely picture me talking to myself like the mierda tonta that I am)
Anywho, if you know me in real life, I curse like a sailor who found out his daughter's fucking one of the guys on the cleaning crew. In other words don't be surprised if you see a profanity here and there.

Once again I have no idea what is gonna happen in this story. I might even abandoned this story and never ever come back to it. But I mean come on, it's the thought that counts puntas.

Even though I'm talking in plural context with a nonexistent audience, I would like all of you to know that I only want to gain clout and money from this shitty story. Nothing else.(oh no you caught me, I'm being a jokster once again)

I also am gonna some bad jokes and weird insults in this book. Potentially racist (jk) and very insulting to the average peoples.

I WOULD LIKE EVERYONE TO KNOW FROM THE BEGINING THAT I AM VERY SARCASTIC, BUT I DON'T WANT TO HURT ANYONE'S FEELINGS. PLEASE TAKE THIS INTO NOTICE IF YOU'RE SENSITIVE.

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