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I LIKE TRAINS
I LIKE TRAINS
WHOA OH OH
Hey, have you heard of the I Like Trains Kid?
He's pretty cool, but there might be something wrong with him.
I dunno if he's cursed, or if it's something with his brain,
But the only thing he ever says is
"I like trains."
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From birth, the I Like Trains kid never spoke a word.
Not even to his parents; not a single sound was heard.
But on the first day of school, the teacher asked his name
All he did was smile as he said, "I like trains".
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They put him on some Ritalin to see if that would help.
But Doctor found the perfect dose and asked him how he felt.
He looked up at the doctor with this creepy little smile and
The I Like Trains kid said,
"I FEEL GREAT!"
He got a fancy job and he straightened out his life
He met a nice girl who he asked to be his wife and
As they stood at the altar and prepared to say the vows
He put a ring on her finger and he said……………………………………
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Got bad grades?
I like trains!
Awkward date?
I like trains!
Don't like trains?
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