~Pockey Nation's Hello Baby~

Chapter 1

"Urgh, she's such a whore." Beth muttered, scrolling through Facebook on her phone.  "Look at the way she shows her tits off. Pull up your shirt, slag." Ces peered over her shoulder. We were walking out of LGWEntertainment, after we had spoken to our manager about recordings for our new album, 5ive~! Of course, I can't really say much about it, because it's classified information. I feel so cool, knowing stuff you don't. Like a nerd, huh.

"Beth, that's Octopus' profile." Ces said. I whipped my head round, waiting for The Victim's Reaction. Yes, that actually deserved Capital Letters.

"I know." Beth replied.

"I'M GOING TO RIP OFF YOUR EYELASHES ONE BY ONE, THEN I'M GOING TO PLAIT THEM, AND STICK THEM BACK ON, AND THEN I'M GOING TO CUT A QUARTER OF YOUR TONGUE OUT,  AND STICK IT IN YOUR EAR, AND IT WILL BE SHOVED SO FAR INTO YOUR EAR, IT WILL TOUCH YOUR BRAIN, AND THEN YOU WILL BE LICKING YOUR BRAIN, AND THEN I'LL CUT OFF ANOTHER QUARTER OF YOUR TONGUE, AND I'LL SHOVE IT IN THE OTHER EAR, AND THEN YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO PUT EARPHONES IN YOUR EAR AGAIN, AND YOU WON'T HEAR THE JOY OF MUSIC ANY MORE, AND THEM I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR FINGERNAILS RIGHT OFF, AND THE-"

"Octopus, shut up."  I pushed her. She glared at me; I don't even know if she was joking or not.

"Who's side are you on?! That's right, team up with Beth, because she's so perfect, and blah blah fuckedy blah." Octopus ranted. She pouted, and crossed her arms. Ces clipped her over the head. We're not allowed to swear anymore. We try hard, but we're teenage girls, so of course we're going to fuck shit up.

"Your plan wouldn't be practical anyway, Octopus." said Flora. "It's like, impossible to plait eyelashes. AND, Beth's tongue is too big, it wouldn't fit in her ear." Ces gave Flora a big high five. Beth glared at Ces, huffed, and continued to tap her phone screen. Octopus carried on sulking. I got out my phone, and checked my messages. 1 Unread Text(s). I opened it.

From: MinHoHoHo<3

Hey, fancy a Skype date later? Usual time;) Saranghae, Boo<3 ~

I smiled, and texted back. 

To: MinHoHoHo<3

Sounds great~ See you then~ Gtg, working hard right now^.^

From: MinHoHoHo<3

No you aren't, you're watching the others bicker ^_^

To: MinHoHoHo<3

How the actual fuck...

From: MinHoHoHo<3

I love you~ ;)

To: MinHoHoHo<3

K.

From: MinHoHoHo<3

How about your shove that K up your ass.

To: MinHoHoHo<3

How about no, because that would freaking hurt. See you later, Minnie~!

From: MinHoHoHo<3

Whatever floats your boat, Boo;) See you then~

As Minho had moved back to South Korea, for his comeback "Sherlock." with the rest of SHINee, we haven't really had the chance to fly over and see each other. Partly, because we're on the other side of the world, partly because of our busy schedules. Usually, we'd Skype each other, text, call, and do whatever we could to stay in contact. Same with the other guys and their bitches. It's been 2 and a half years since we all finished college.

"God, what is it with everyone on their phones today." said Octopus, rubbing her head. "You guys are meant to entertain me."

"No, we're meant to entertain people all over the world, and you're meant to be helping. Which you aren't, because all you do is whine, whine, whine, and pout, pout, pout, and I tell you what, I'm not putting up with it any longe- Hey, Key texted me~!"