Reborn As Lucy Heartfilia [GrayLu] Discontinued

Prologue

Yknow, when you die, you'd think you'd go to heaven or hell, or just cease consciousness, but never, NEVER, do you think you're going to be reborn as a character from an Anime...!

Especially As Lucy fucking Heartfilia, the most hated character in the Friendship filled anime, like SERIOUSLY, people love Zeref, the VILLAIN, more then they love the main female character!! 

If there's a god out there, he either fucking hates me or is bored out of his mind... 

I think it's both

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Being reborn, sucks

Especially, when you're stuck in your new mother's stomach….
The only plus I can find, is that she sings to me all the time, and I can kick her, to tell her to sing,
Yeah, I’m a demanding b*tch.

But I have the right to be demanding, I hate being small, and I hate being stuck, somewhere not being able to move or do anything

I think that's a reasonable justification for making my new mother sing to me all the time.

I would sing the songs she sings myself, but my vocal cords haven’t been made yet
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I HAVE A MOUTH!!!!
But I still can’t use it!!~

Bullsh*t…
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I’m MOVING!! NO F*CK NO!! NOT YET!!
IM NOT READY!!!

FORGET WHAT I SAID A MONTH AGO!!! IM NOT READY!!!!!
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Okay, Okay, I can handle this-
F*CK NO!!

THAT’S LAYLA HEARTFILIA!! AND THAT'S THE F*CKING BASTARD JUDE!!
Oh, fuck…

It's just like all those “Being reborn as Sakura” books…

I’m Lucy Aren't I…………?