The Happiness You Gave Me

Eavesdropping...Again

-that same evening-

*Christa's POV*

"Your hair's done Annie." Ymir said as she handed Annie a mirror.

"I...It's beautiful...I love it!" Annie said in awe.

"You should, it looks hot." Mikasa said.

"All I'm saying is if I wasn't straight..." Mina trailed off as she licked her lips and purred like a kitty.

"Eww, Mina really?" Petra said in disgust.

"Hey girls, let's go spy on the guys. I'm dying to know what they're doing right now." Sasha suggested.

"Sasha I think you have a problem....let's do it!" I said.

"Come on Chrisie, when you get down to it we're all a little messed up. Here's the evidence." Annie's said as she pointed at Hanji.

"Alright girls, let's go spy on the guys." Ymir's laughed.

-at the guys cabin-

"I just don't know if your height makes it harder to fight Titans effectively." Eren said.

Levi crossed his arms.

"So Yeager you're saying that just because I'm short I can't fight? Boy last Expedition I killed like ten Titans, who you think you is?" Levi replied.

".....Did he really just say that?" Petra asked in confusion.

"I think he did..." I said, not believing it myself.

"Hey, it's not my fault you're only five foot three." Eren joked.

"You think it's funny because I'm five foot three? Well you're five foot of bitch." Levi retorted.

"...I really hope I didn't accidentally poison his tea." Petra said worriedly.

"I'm beginning to think you did..." Ymir agreed.

"I'm not joking about battle field shortcomings...I'm talking about bedroom shortcomings." Eren said with an evil smirk.

"You wanna do this Yeager? Let's go right now?" Levi said as he stood up.

"Let's go little man, let's do this!" Eren said as he jumped up too.

"Oh crap!" Petra and Ymir said simultaneously.

"Are they about to fight?!" I asked.

Levi and Eren....reached down their pants?

"Alright bitches, three, two, one, pull! " Armin called as Eren and Levi pulled their stuff out and put them on the table.

"Son of a Bitch!" Eren exclaimed.

"Fifteen inches hard bitch!" Levi said as he put everything back in his pants.

"Fuck you Levi." Eren said as he put his away too.

Petra and Ymir's noses both began bleeding.

"Ah! My eyes!" I exclaimed.

"Bitches please...I've got everyone beat." Bertholdt said with confidence as he pulled his Titan out.

My mouth watered.

"Now that's more like it!" I said.

"You dirty little girl y-....Holy crap Christa! What have you gotten yourself into?!" Mina asked in fear and disbelief.

Bertholdt put what he had away.

"Ha, amatures." He joked.

Erwin put the book he was reading down.