So I was coming home from school one day and these teenagers were all high and like woahh man come get some smile drugs you'll fell very nice! (WARNING IF YOU A WEAK STOMACH OR A KID UNDER THE AGE OF 15 LEAVE ITS GOING TO GET LIKE THE TAG SAYS U HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!!!!) so I said no so their like oh come one bra and i was like no and there all like just come da fuq on I and I'm just LIke FuckK OFF BRO and he says WHAT THE FucK DID YOU SAY TO US U LITTLE PEICE OF Shit so I take of as fast as I can luckly that I brought my garage door opener to school so I run in the garage and lock it then They try and break in but they get into the garage door and then they break in and rush up the stairs and I throw a butcher knife and I'm like I never fear death or dyein whooo I throw the knife and kill the first guy I only fear never tryin kill the second guy I am whatever I am throw the knife ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME NOW I grab a minigun and I start screaming one shot everything RIDESW ON 2 NITE EVEN IF I GOT 3 STRKISES IMA GO FOR IT THIS MOMNET I KILL U and then I look to see blood coverd walls SO i use SHAM WOW! to clean up the walls while I LISTEN To my favtorite network swagyolo while I eat a buriito and a taco at le same time
AND THAT WAS THE TIME I WAS A BAD ASS
