The McDonalds French Fry Fic

The Bathroom

3rd P.O.V

It all started when Brendon and Brent the bestiest friends that have known eachoher since diapers were hungry and decided to go to the one and only McDonald's.

"Um...ill get some...um...French...um...fRiES" said Brendon, as Brent was dying and lacking of oxygen as he was laughing at the epic voice crack that occured.

"O.k that will be $22.08 sir" politely the cashier lady said.

"Um...here" Brendon shyly gave the lady a 50 dollar bill towards the lady.

"Keep the change" Brent cooley adds acting like the gentleman he TOTALLY is. They got their food and sat down the table closest to the mens bathroom

"Dude i need to go to the bathroom" they both say in sync and start bursting in laughter as they realized.

"Well I REALLY need to go" they both say at the same time AGAIN.

"Oka lets just go together, after all were best friends" Brent said with a cheeky smirk. Brendon just nodded and they got up and went to the bathroom.

As they entered the bathroom, the one and only Ryan Ross entered McDonald's and ordered a turkey sandwhich and sat down with his food.

He really needed to go to the bathroom and take a piss but someone was in there so he decided to wait for a little. Meanwhile, in the bathroom brendon and brent were in, Brendon had already used the toilet and was now he was washing his hands while Brent was peeing.

"This is not wierd at all...right?" Brendon questioned while chewing on some McDonald's french fries

"Not unless you like make it wierd" Brent answered.

Soon, Brendon and Brent finished but Brent went and reached for one of Brendons fries but Brendon at the same time also reached for the same fry, when Brent relized he just looked up and smirked at Brendon while Brendon tried to hide his blushed face.

"No need to like hide your beautiful face Brendon, you're like gorgeous" Brent said this just caused brendon to blush harder like the bottom bitch he is.

"Brendon...may I like...kiss you?" asked brent a little hesitant, blinking many times.

"Yes daddy Brent" replied Brendon with a moan and so they both leaned in to soon have there lips attached to a kiss which soon escalated and then their hands were traveling through eachothers bodies and they started taking their shirts off.

"I've always wanted to shove my tampon in your vagina" Brent whispered to Brendon

"Mmm yea daddy Brent" Brendon moaned into Brent's shoulder

They start making out again.

Brent starts speaking "I want to shove my french fry in your ketchup
I want to shove my bread stick in your sauce
My toothpick in your mouth
My foot in your sock
My poop in your toilet
My-"

Then a very familiar voice barged in

"Dude i really need to pee, we both have a penis so im gonna get in..." Ryan's voice faded in as he opened the door and sees his boyfriend and best friend together

"NO RYAN its not what you think, i-i love him and im sorry but ive always loved him" Brendon explains to Ryan, who just looks confused and upset.

"I also love him... like alot" brent adds while looking at brendon with heart eyes.

"Oh... Umm..." Ryan says while he takes a bite of his turkey sandwhich. Ryan is getting a little teary.

Brent smiles at Brendon. "Brendon you're my everything, and im glad i met you, you are my-"

"'I'm right here." Ryan interupted him.

"I don't care" Brent looked at Brendon with more heart eyes. Brendon blushed and in the backround, you can see a Ryan Ross gagging. "I just want to tell him how I like feel" Brent says to Ryan. "Brendon, I love you more than like anyone in this world. I'm the toilet and your love is like the poop, I'm always like flushing your love in me, leading it down, more and more deep." Brent smiled at Brendon who blushed even harded.

"That's not cute, that's gross" Ryan rolled his teary eyes "I'm about to throw up"

"Ryan... I'm so sorry, I know he's your best friend and I'm your boyfriend but... we just can't be together anymore, I'm in love with Brent Matthew Wilson."

Ryan was bawling. "How long have you two been a thing huh? How long have you guys been lying to me?" Ryan shouted really loudly, the whole McDonald's was probably confused.

"Literally just like now" Brent smirked.

"HOW IN THE FUCK DOODLE CAN YOU GUYS SAY YOU'RE IN LOVE, THEN!?" Ryan was shouting even louder with waterfalls down his eyes.

"It's love at first sight" Brendon blushed and smiled at Brent who smiled back at him.

"You've known each other for years though." Ryan started wiping his eyes.

"Love at like first... moment?" Brent shrugged.

"How could you? I loved you Brendon.... and Brent... we were best friends!" Ryan fell down to his knees and started screaming, dramatically. Like a movie mother who just found out their child died.

"No need to be like dramatic, be like happy that Brendon like found his toothpaste to his toothbrush." Brent looked down at the screaming child.

"Ew, what the fuck is that even supposed to mean?" Ryan couldn't stop crying. He never expected Brendon to cheat on him, especially with Brent.

Brendon walked towards Brent. "Yes, daddy you're the pizza to my mouth" he French kissed Brent.

Ryan grabbed Brendon's face and started kissing him. He touched his body and in the back, you could see a shocked Brent Wilson.

Soon, Brent pulled Ryan out of the way. They all started "fighting" but since they all cannot fight, they all missed their punches and sometimes, they ended up punching themselves.

They realized there's no reason to fight, once they all forgave each other, ryan realized he kind of like the two of them. Brendon loved his 2 daddies and they were all fine was fine with a threesome so...you know what happens next 😉

Smut sequel out soon