Pig. Oink. Pig. Fuzzy. Pig name Bill. Bill eat spaghetti. Bill no like anchovies. Personal chef mean. Personal chef=anchovy. This pig story...
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Bill the pig is the type of pig that nobody messes with. He is feisty and rich. He had a personal chef that was a fellow pig and they were the best of friends. The chef had the best spaghetti recipe in all of the land. However, one stormy day the chef told Bill that he was quitting his job so that he could go work for the king of Pigland. Bill was not happy about this so he decided that he would get revenge. He hired a witch named Billett to turn the chef into an anchovy, this is his story...
