Side note: if I couldn't find any single official human names, I just picked the first one I saw upon googling it!
3rd person pov
"Unbelievable!" Alfred gasp, sitting up straighter.
"You're a meme dealer as well?!"
"Yep! Someone's gotta take it I thought. Why not be me? Glad I found another though." Amelia explained. Alfred stood up and put the files in his jacket. He looked around again, trying to find out where they actually were. If they had only been on a plane leaving England for an hour, shouldn't they be in the middle of the ocean? When Alfred asked this, Amelia replied,
"Wait you were heading to America? Well my friend, you must have gotten on the wrong plane. That one was heading to Poland. Have no idea where we are at the moment though..."
"What?!" Alfred began to panic as he wonder which country he was in.
"What are you two doing here?!" asked a dark voice. Alfred and Amelia turned around to see Tim and Emma. (Netherlands and Belgium)
"Gasp! What are you two doing here?!" Amelia said, putting a hand on Alfred's shoulder, as if hinting to be ready to run if needed.
"Uhh... this is my brother's country... I'm just visiting." Emma said as if they were idiots. Amelia sighed in relief, but that relief soon vanished when the other two pulled out guns they had hidden. Without thinking, Alfred pulled out a long gun.
"How did you..."
"Ask questions later... Look we're not looking for trouble man!"
"What are you doing on my land?!" Tim yelled, putting his finger on the trigger.
"I sleep-walked out of a plane and she followed me!" Alfred shouted back, clearly confusing Tim.
"Alfred used 'truth' it was very effective..." Amelia whispered as she pulled a smoke bomb out of her pocket.
"But this is more effective..!" she threw the bomb, grabbed Alfred's arm and began running in the opposite direction. They could hear yelling behind them but kept going. Alfred stopped running when he felt a prick in his neck, so did Amelia.
"Ugh... what did they...?" Alfred put his hand up to his neck and pulled out what looked like a dart. His eyes widened as he realized what it was, but could do nothing before passing out.
"You caught them?"
"Yeah. It was unplanned but I didn't wanna let you down Francois."
"Good... I appreciate it."
(Just realized how short this chapter is, sorry :/)
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Alfred The Meme Dealer: The Sequel
FanficThe epic story continues! This time Alfred will fight along side Ivan and his new friend Amelia to bring freedom to the European Union, and restore the right to meme to all. There will be many things that make no fruking sense! Things that are uh...
