Brave Frontier: Crystina's Diary

What's your ID?

A.N. - Title states it all!

I sighed in stress, listening to the forest surroundings. Somehow, this was the only way that could calm me. If anything else, listening to classical music or listening to VOCALOID. They were my favorite. I smiled at the thought of VOCALOID. I looked up to the sky. Yesterday sure was a pain. James got Phee...that tyrant...but still, something about her makes me mesmerized and mystified. I stood there staring off into space. Suddenly I felt something, there was no touching, but I knew someone was in front of me. I instantly broke out of my remedy and looked up at who could have interrupted, only to see Catrina. She had a tray of food from the restaurant. I looked at her in surprise, "hi Catrina. What are you doing here?"

She rolled her eyes at me at my stupidity and replied with a hint of annoyance to her voice. "What do you think?" She sat down on the seat across from me and continued, "I'm here to eat."

I didn't need any explanation. I guessed to myself that it slipped my mind. I mean, Signas called me stupid a few times already so I was used to being called stupid here and there. Catrina sighed and stated, "well, I...do you want to walk with me?"

That was a sudden question. "S-Sure...?" I replied, unsure of what else to say.

She smiled and got up. She left her payment and left, I did the same thing and ran up to her. We started in an awkward silence but gradually a conversation began seeping in. It all started like this:

Silence...

Silence...

Silence...

Then that peaceful little silence was broken by me asking the most random and common thing in the whole of Grand Gaia: "Did you get any of those new units?"

She covered her eyes with a shadow, then smiled at me and gleefully nodded. "Yep. Did you?"

"The answer's obvious." I answered with a little dread.

"No?" She guessed, her face changed to a different expression.

I shook my head, but then smiled and asked her, "well, who did you get?"

She snickered and replied, "Zellha."

I stared at her in surprise, "you got Zellha?"

"Heh...she's troublesome, but she's somebody where you have to get used to...none of those gods are really nice, you know?"

"What do you mean by not really nice?" I asked, just because I haven't got any of them yet.

"Well, I guess with the exception of Nalmika. Kind of. Luther is very insulting, saying 'to think I was summoned by a human', Phee calls you an 'inferior monkey', so on so forth." She sighed. "They sure don't know any manners, though their strength could kill a human with zero effort."

"I can see that."

"Oh...Crystina, it's nice to see you again."

I looked up, and ended up saying, "J-James...? How...when did you get here?"

"I was always here. This park is my favorite place."

"Really? Same here." Catrina replied.

"Oh? And who might you be?"

"Catrina." She said.

"Well, it's nice to meet ya'." James replied.

I joined in the conversation, "how's Phee and Selena?"

At first James had a flat face, then he started laughing. Literally laughing his guts out, "oh you should see those two together. They fight a lot, and I find it rather funny, the way they fight, I mean."

"Oh, why don't you bring them out?"

"I mean with Lucina with them."

Silence...

Then me and Catrina both screamed, "WHAT!?"

James plugged his ears, and people in the park turned to look at us. "What's that for...?"

I whisper-hissed, "you seriously got Lucina?"

He nodded.

Then he brought those three out. I looked at Selena and Phee.

Selena said with gritted teeth, "hi...Phee."

Phee opened her eyes, which were indeed blood red, and replied in a menacing voice, "hi...Selena."

Then Lucina broke in, "hey!! I ain't gonna go letchya do whateva' ya' want!" She said while going in front of Selena and pointed her azure blades at Phee.

Phee smirked and said, "well, you sure are a sailor inferior monkey, aren't you?"

Yep. There it was. 'Inferior monkey.' I couldn't help but laugh. All three froze to look at me. Then Phee said, "who are these two monkeys?" She said cautiously.

I replied innocently, "oh? You don't remember me?"

She growled, "I'm talking to the other one."

"Me?" Catrina asked, surprised from her tone.

"Yes you." Phee replied exasperatedly.

James broke in, "okay that's enough." He called them back in. "Get back in yo slots this moment and don't you dare fight!"

Suddenly an idea came into my head. "Say...wanna be friends?"

"Sure." Catrina and James said at the same time.

"Okay. What's your ID then?"

A.N. - I know, that's it, but could you do ID? I will add you FireTunes next chap. No worries. I won't add everyone in every chap. So...hope ya enjoyed and please comment on how you feel. I'm really bad at making stories humorous but I tried to make this one the most humorous. Hopefully you at least snickered and comment you ID please? Thanks! Oh yea, thanks InfinityZeroBlade for saying that 'my story gets better each time I press the update button.' That really got me pumped up for the next chap. I was busy though, so I couldn't update for a long time. Hope you enjoyed my chap, and look forward to the next chap. Coming...um...depends on my schedule. I've got weekend homework so yea. See ya guys later!!