The League Of Nations

U.S President Woodrow Wilson and the Dove of Peace

Pres. Wilson: *comes up to the bird with a stick* Here's your olive branch. Now get busy!
Dove of Peace: Of course I want to please everybody; but isn't this a bit thick?
Pres. Wilson: None sense! Its perfect! Now get busy!
Dove of Peace: But sir-
Pres. Wilson: No "buts"! GET TO WORK! *walks away from the bird*

Narr: The bird does what he is told to do!

*with the other countries*

Rus: This is so ridiculous! I don't see why we need a flipping League Of Nations! *groans*
Ger: Why does the Dove of Peace have a big olive branch in its beak?
Bos: I have no clue!
Rus: Umm..Dove of Peace, what are you doing with a olive branch?
Dove of Peace: Pres. Wilson of the U.S told me to bring this to you guys to use for the League of Nations!
Bos: Uhhh...why do we need that thick olive branch though? Doesn't he know that olive branch is a bit to thick?
Dove of Peace: I tried to tell him that but he said *mocks Pres. Wilson* "None sense! Its perfect! Now get busy!" then I said "But sir-" and he said *mocks Pres. Wilson* "No "buts"! GET TO WORK!" and he walked away!
Ger: He will never learn will he?
Rus: Nope!
Bos: Never!
DOP: In a life time!

Narr: They all laughed! Then Germany came up with an idea!

Ger: Wait! I have an idea! Let's see if we can get the U.S to join the League Of Nations!
Rus: Great!
Bos: Idea!
DOP: But what if they refuse? And the other countries of the League of Nations thinks this is all pathetic!
Rus: Well, if they refuse then we will cancel the League of Nations and the League of Nations would fail!
Bos: *sends a message out to the U.S*

Narr: In the U.S!

U.S: *receives the message from Bosnia*

U.S: *reads the message*

Message: Dear, The U.S, We the countries of the world would like to know if you would like to join the League of Nations?! Please respond back to us, as soon as possible! Signed by Russia, Bosnia, Germany, and the other countries.

Narr: The U.S decided to respond back to the message!

U.S: *responds back and sends it back to the countries*

*45 minutes later*

Narr: The other countries receive the message from the U.S and reads the message

Bos: *reads what the U.S said*

Message: Dear other countries, We do NOT wanna join your league of nations! There is practically no point in joining the League of Nations, because there is no room for us to join and its practically a waste of time to join your League of Nations! Thanks for the offer, but we refuse to join the League of Nations! Sign, The U.S.

Rus: So they refused didn't they?
Bos: Yep! Said it was pointless, no room for them to join, and that its practically a waste of time to join!
Ger: So then, we just cancel the League of Nations, because it just failed!
Bos: Yep!
Rus: Alright then!

Narr: They cancel the league of nations cause there was no way they could get the U.S to join the League of Nations! So now you know why The League Of Nations failed because it was full of countries and The U.S never wanted to join the League of Nations in the first place.

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