Kuchisake Onna was walking in the forest, trying to find new victims. When she came upon a bridge.
Kuchisake: *reads a sign* "No trespassing"?. Well I can do what I want.
*Kuchisake walks to the bridge, when she sees red eyes staring at her*
???: *Giggles*
Kuchisake: Who's there?
???: *Jumps on Kuchisake* NO TRESPASSING!!! TIME TO DIE!!
???: *Tries to hit Kuchisake with his axe*
Kuchisake: *blocks the axe with her scissors*
???: What the-
Kuchisake: WHAT THE HECK MAN?!?! *Pushes him away*
???: Woah! Calm down!!
Kuchisake: *gets closer to him*
???: What are you doing?...
Kuchisake: *gets closer to his face*
???: *Blushes a bit*
Kuchisake: I have 2 questions for you
???: Ok?
Kuchisake: 1. What's your name?
Bunny Man: I'm The Bunny Man
Kuchisake: ok and....
Bunny Man: ???
Kuchisake: ..Am I pretty?...
Bunny Man: Uhh sure?
Kuchisake: *takes her mask off*
Bunny Man: 0_0
Kuchisake: ...How about now?...
Bunny Man: Uhhh
Kuchisake: well?
Bunny Man: I don't know
Kuchisake: *really confused*
Bunny Man: What's your name?
Kuchisake: Kuchisake On a
Bunny Man: (in his mind) *wait...*
Bunny Man: *...Onna?....*To be continue.....
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Kuchisake Onna X The Bunny Man
FanfictionDon't judge me, these are my two favorite urban legends. and I ship these two for some reason