South Park Kyle x Reader

Chapter 1 HI NEW COMER!

Y/N - Your name

YM/M - your mom's name

YD/N - your dad's name

Opening: You just moved to a lovely small town known as South Park and you know no one. You start school on Monday. (Today is Sunday) You decide to walk around town to meet new people.

Y/N: MOM! I'M GOING EXPLORING!

YM/N: OK SWEETIE! BE BACK AT SUPPER!

YD/N: AND MAKE SURE YOU KICK LIFE IN THE BALLS!

Y/N: *rolls eyes and runs out the door*

You walk by many different houses, but there's one house that makes you feel sad... makes you feel hopless... Though, the people that live there are very positive, something about the house makes your skin crawl. A boy in a orange hoodie walks up to you.

???: Hello! You're new around here, aren't you?

Y/N: Y-yeah... I am... *you offer your hand out to shake hands* my name is Y/N. What's yours?

Kenny: The name's Kenny *kenny shakes your hand* nice to meet cha! *kenny winks at you* You know... you're very cute...

Y/N: *rolls eyes* Oh, so you're the town flirt? *you ask sarcasticly*

Kenny: *blushes of embarassment* Is that what you call it?

Y/N: *you giggle a little bit* I gotta go. I'm gonna go see more *you wave goodbye to your new friend*

Kenny: Ok, see ya! *kenny waves as you walk away*

Note: KENNY IS NOW YOUR FRIEND! X3

You walk down the street more. All of the sudden, you hear yelling. You turn around to see who it is. Turns out, there were 4 boys standing at the bus stop.

boy 1: SHUT UP, YOU FUCKING FAT ASS! 

boy 2: HEY! DON'T CALL ME FAT, YOU FUCKING JEW!

boy 3: f-fellers? can you stop fighting? I don't wanna get grounded...

boy 4: Yeah, and besides, you guys look like giant fuck tards fighting like little kids.

You walk up to them to introduce yourself and to say hello.

Y/N: h-hello... I'm Y/N. I just moved here...

boy 1: Hello Y/N! The name is Kyle! *kyle holds out his hand to shake your hand*

boy 2: *rolls his eyes* uugh, more dickheads! 

boy 3: *runs up and hugs you* Hi Y/N! I'M BUTTERS! Can we please be friends?

Y/N: *you smile to Butters and giggle* Sure we can!

boy 4: *pulls out a cigerette and smokes* I'm Stan, and that fatass there is Cartman. *points to the 2nd boy*

Kyle: Ready for school tomorrow?

Y/N: *you look over to Kyle and nearly fall to your feet, but you feel someone catch you*

Kyle: *caught you* Hey Y/N, are you ok?

Y/N: *blushes red as hell ;)* y-y-y-yeah... I'm fine

Butters: feller! Are you ok?!?!?! 

Kyle: *lets go of you realizing how awkward it is* uh.... *blush grows over his face* I-I-I'm so sorry Y/N!

Cartman: Can you guys stop fucking flirting already? Get a room and fuck already-

Kenny: *cuts off cartman by nudging him* hm hm hm hm hm (you fucking asshole)

Y/N: *looks at the floor* u-um.... I'll see you guys at school tomorrow?

Stan: sure *holds out fist for a brofist*

Author's note: Yes, that was a pewdiepie reference... because T-series cn GO SUCK A DI- *my friend comes out of nowhere and punches me yelling LANGUAGE!*

Butters: *hugs you* See ya fwend!

Y/N: *brofist stan and hug butters*

Kyle: *nods and waves*

Kenny: Hm hm hm (Bye Y/N) *waves and smiles*

You walk away with Kyle still in your thoughts.... Why is he so damn cute? Does he feel the same way? Is he even single?

TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO FIND OUT! >:3