Hey, my name Dakota and I'm like really want a banana but I don't have any
*bruh sound effect*
I like, really want some so ima go to tha store.
Yaw yaw yaw
BAM
I'm at the store. Should I get little bananas ur big ones.
Big big yes yes.
I walk to the register and all of a dag on sUDDEN, I run into some dood. I'm all like
"*BRUH sound effect* FRICKEN WHOA DUDE WATCH IT EGHUUU"
I then looked at hem and he's like so beautiful. He big, tall, and buff.
I chuck my bananas at the cashier and die cuz the beauty.
Wham
Surprise. I ain't ded. My Prince Charming from thu grocery store saved me.
"My savior... MARRY ME UUUGH"
"OK" He says
We leave the store and make out till r faces r gone.
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The end.
Best love story of all time.
I make best stories evure
Where is watty award. I deserve it.
YOU ARE READING
Wowie
RomanceUuhuhuuuh gravey train has left already, take uh leff to the unther juan.
