I was scared.
My but was on fire.
Michael Jackson lit it on fire.
Then Miley Cyrus came and licked the fire.
10 mins later a soccer ball hit me in the face,it lit on fire.
I called 922 but they thought I was lying what dumbass's
So I called Bender from his space ship.
He thought I was lying to.
I called Nelson Mandella.
He came to the rescue.
I was safe forever.
