The simpsons Bart and Selma extravaganza

A Bored Boy And A Bored Woman

Bart was bored he sat in his room looking at his phone he didn't care what was on it just that it was there there was nothing to do no pranks no games to play homer was like he always was a the bar Lisa was at some jazz thing with Marge and Maggie so he was alone Bart yawned before a thought came to mind of doing something yet Alas he didn't he just sat there bored 

Selma wasn't fairing much better she was stuck on date with a man she met At work she didn't know what she saw in him he was bland he had a head of hair which much like her own was grey he had a ripped shirt and tie on and he also slurped his food like a dog he was boring Selma felt cheated she wore her best dress it was pink with white dots and and showed of all her large  bosom yet she liked it  she had on pink lipstick and s shaped earrings a perfect match for the dress and red flats if she was drinking why break her neck right that was her view the dress however was her come and have some fun dress she sat there her food cooling her wine being drank in huge gulps and her enjoyment sinking quickly 

Both Selma and Bart said "I wish I was anywhere but here " and poof either a magical force or just pure unknown coincidence caused a strange event to occur both Bart and Selma felt wozzy Selma thought it was the wine working finally Bart however had no idea what had occurred  to make him like this 

They both closed their eyes and the change occurred 

Bart opened his eyes only to see a man in front of him he looked like a loser and someone who nelson would have a field day there was a strange feeling on Bart's chest like a lot of weight Bart didn't dwell to long as he still perplexed why he was here yet no answer was given Bart stood up and looked at the toilet he went towards it he figured at least he could get away from the strange  man in front on him slurping his food Bart made his way to the men's room only to hear a man say "hey toots no chicks " Bart figured he was talking to some crazy lady Bart walked over to the mirror and went to wash his face when he saw someone in the mirror "aunt Selma "Bart said in a harsh smokers voice Bart clasps his hand other his mouth and darted his head around frantically looking for the source of the voice he said "hello " and again didn't hear his voice "where is that coming from " Bart said as he looked back in the mirror again to see Selma "wait "Bart said " where am I in this mirror " Bart touched it and Selma extended her arm as well "no no no I can't be "  Bart looked down confronted with more boob than he wanted to see and said" I am I'm aunt Selma I am a 41 year old woman  neegha " Bart made Selma's famous noise as he ran out of the bathroom he saw a bag on the table he was sat at and he ran and grabbed it looking for a phone the man who Bart now knows as Selma's date didn't look at him doing this Bart grabbed it and ran back to the toilet and took out a phone and dialled a number 

Selma opened her eyes feeling better than she had in a while actually no need to cough nor an need to drink Selma looked around she wasn't in the restaurant no she was in a bedroom she had seen it before she had been in before it looked like Bart's room "that's impossible I can't be on the other side of town " Selma heared her voice it was that of a young child a boy her nephew Bart "no I couldn't be " she said "ok Bart stop that" she cried out in to nothing she looked down no longer was she in her favourite dress she was wearing a orange shirt with blue shorts on a boy's body she looked around looking for a mirror and to her luck a phone was in her hand she opened camera mode and turned it to her and saw Bart "holy crap I'm a ten year old boy I'm Bart " just then she recicved a call AUNT SELMA the phone said she answered 

"Hello aunt Selma  " Bart said worried what was going to answer "Bart is that you" Selma responded "yeah it's me aunt Selma what is happening to us " the boy turned woman said " I don't know " Selma said in response Bart asked Selma a question "what should we do should we meet somewhere " Selma said " good idea meet me here at your place " Bart said " ok" and ran out of the toilet again this time running out the door Selma's date wanted to say something yet didn't Bart ran to the car park and found Selma's car he entered it throwing Selma's bag on the other seat and turned the engine on "good thing I know how to drive " he said still mortified about his voice though