Harry Potter/Marauders One Shots

Mama Snape

This one shot is dedicated to the wonderful people who came up with this strangely weird idea in the first place. 
Hufflepuff-me Hufflepuff_HazelWood NymphaTonks27 and wylexia

Pansy's POV
I was sitting in the common room next to the fire when I felt someone tap me on the shoulder. I turn around to see a first year Slytherin standing there looking very uncomfortable, I think I remember her name being Alex. But I wasn't sure. "Yes?" I asked in an unsure but concerned tone. "Can I talk to you? Somewhere without boys?" she said, oh I think I know what's happening.

"What's wrong?" I asked as I sat down in Draco's room, I had brought her here because Draco had his own room and she wanted privacy. Draco was currently off doing Merlin only knows what. "I - I was w-wondering i-if you m-maybe h-had any pads?" Alex asked in a small voice. "Oh! I'm sorry, I don't. But I know where you can get some. Just ask Professor Snape." I said, she instantly paled. "S-Sna-Snape?" she asked in a scared voice. "Don't worry, he doesn't kill people in his own house often." I said, she walked out of the room just as Draco was walking in. "Are you scaring first years again Pansy?" he asked, i shrugged and walked back to my spot next to the fire.

Alex's POV
She said often. Does that mean he has killed someone in Slytherin house? I slowly raise a shaking hand to the door, but before i can knock, it swings open. "What is it child? Why are you not in the common room?" Professor Snape asked as he looked down at me. "I was ju- Pansy sai- um...?" I said, he seemed to understand my discomfort. The door closed and several moments later Professor Snape opened the door once again holding a pack of thin pads and a box of chocolate. "T-thank you P-professor." I managed to stutter out. "You are welcome. Now go back to your dorm before you get caught outside after curfew." he said, I nodded and ran off.

"Did you get everything you needed?" Pansy asked as I stepped through the portrait hole. "Yes. That was strange, why does Snape ha-" "He keeps supplies on hand for us in case we don't have any. No one knows why and frankly, we're all afraid to ask." Pansy said cutting me off and walking me to my dorm room.

~5 years later~

I make my way through the halls pushing past the other students earning a few looks from Slytherins that might hex me later, and getting curse words thrown at me by the Gryffindors and the Ravenclaws. The Hufflepuffs decided they had finally had enough of the Slytherin house's bullshit and proceeded to push me back. After fighting my way through the students that were now crowding the hall and dodging the fists of angry Hufflepuffs, I finally made it to the potions classroom. I knock on the door, it soon opens to reveal my head of house in all his freakishness.

"Yes? Haven't you already been here this week? What do you need now?" Snape asked "Well Mama Snape, some of the other Slytherins and I are going swimming do you have any tam-" I got cut off by a door in my face, I smiled knowing he was going to get exactly what i needed. "Here." he said as he opened the door and handed me a box of tampons. "And please. Stop calling me Mama Snape." He said with his usual scowl on his face. "You got it Mama Snape." I said as I walked away. Little did he know I started calling him that after I heard McGonagall and Flitwick calling him that.

I hope you enjoyed this! This is my first Harry Potter oneshot so i hope you all liked it. :)