Not What I Expected (Choni)

Annoying Couples

Toni POV

The day started as normal, it was not until my last period were things got interesting. That's when I saw her...

Cheryl Blossom

See, I've liked Cheryl, for quite sometime now. She thought we were just bestfriends, but deep down I wanted more.

"Uhhhh! I hate happy couples," she said as she dramatically threw herself on my arm, as we waited to be let into class.

"What is it now Cher?"

"They walk so damn slow! It's like they take up the whole hallway with their gross selves, them they want to walk like they got nowhere to be!" Clearly someone is a little jealous, but I probably shouldn't say that. The other day Cheryl burnt Veronica with her straightener because she said that the reason Cheryl didn't like Archie was because she was jealous of their relationship. So I don't know about you, but I enjoy having burnt free skin and am not gonna ruin it now.

"Well maybe you could find somebody to be that annoyingly slow couple in the hallway with," Betty said as she and Veronica walked up. Did she really just suggest Cheryl do something? She must have a death wish.

"Well Nancy Drew, great plan except everyone in this school is complete garbage except for you guys," wow, I'm surprised Cheryl didn't smack her! She really is improving.

"Then find somebody to fake date, you could show those annoying couples how disgusting they really are, I would do it but I'm with Betty," Veronica says as she smiles at Betty and kisses her on the cheek, making her blush.

"Uhmmm... well, Toni will you do it?" She says turning to me. An excuse to be near Cheryl all the time and call her my girlfriend?

Fuck ya!

"Sure," I say trying to keep my cool, but really I was freaking out. I'm going to be dating the girl of my dreams! Even if it's fake, it's going to be awesome!
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Class was over so I ran up to Cheryl.

"So how do you want to do this while fake dating thing?" I need to know what I'm allowed to do, because one wrong move could blow this whole thing up.

"Uhhhh... just be obnoxiously cute as always," she says. Awww, that was soo nice.

Wait, fuck am I blushing? Snap out of it!

"Will do, but like what do we do as a couple," as cite as that last statement was, I needed more information.

"Well I don't know, what do normal couples do? Like hold hands and stuff," she said. Ok, I cam work with that.

"Alright 'babe' I'll see you tomorrow when I pick you up," I say turning to walk away.

"Camt wait," I hear her call out behind me. I smile to myself.

God. What have I got myself into?