BEING A PILLOW
Pssst, hey, you,,
yes you,
tonight before you lay your fat head down here,
I've got something to say...
For twenty-four years,
I've put up with you drooling,
tossing,turning, groaning,moaning,
and snoring (which reminds me of a bear
snorting bees out her huge wet nostrils )
not to mention those occasional punches
of frustration (relieves your stress, you say?)
Well...
I'm really quite tired of it,
now listen up, sleepy head,
tonight, you are gonna treat me with respect..
Fluff me up (gently please)
promise me my torment will cease,
snuggle me up with love,
with that being said,
may you have sweet dreams....
But before you drift off,
could you do me one favour?
Wash your hair !
After all, i don't appreciate your
smelly grease smeared all over me..
I did spend the entire day
with snuggle bear and downy sheets..
Finally like all good pillows should
(and I would ) say ....
good-night ! !
