There was once a lone Fuck Nugget walking through the woods in Fuck Nugget land many years ago before the Nuggets learned to speak. Then a black kitty named Jett traveled back in time on a time machine Jett pack and he was mumbling "somethin or other" and a Fuck Nugget overheard him. Then that Fuck Nugget (the littlest Fuck Nugget) said "somethin" to another Fuck Nugget who said "somethin" to another Fuck Nugget and so on and so on until the whole species of Fuck Nuggets were all saying "something" to one another.
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History of the Fuck Nuggets
Historical FictionHistory of how one brave cat taught a language to a species of fuck Nugget's.
