updates of mi life via lulu60 cuzin

the place where I was la new woman

So some weeks ago I went to the fukin mall yeah that's right you heard THE MALL now I hope u fuckin heard me because yes I did say THE GODDAMN MALL yep not just ANY MALL. but THE MALL ok so st the mall I went for a specifin reson which was to get my unibrown down ok and let me tell you it fukin burnt ok it hurt like if devils child was pissin on my forehead ok it burnt like hell and the lady was just like lalalal doing her job and I'm sitting there FUCKING CRYING MY EYES OUT BC IT BURNS LIKE HELL OK I WAS DYJNG ok so after the most painful moments of my short term life except for seventh grade pe which I am yet to encountersand the popping og multiple pimples we went to the store called forev 22 and it was pretty boring cuz I'm fat and don't fit in shit bht my cuzin we're trying on clothes and then they wanted me to so I grabbed some ugly ass sleeping gown and a xs hooker dress and went I to the fi5ting rooms and I took like half an hour bc the hooked dress was way to small and my jelly rolls couldn't fit inside so I was like 911 can you help me out I'm kinda in a situation and they're like on our way and I'm like k and fiannyl the firefighters got there and pulled the dress out of me and then I walked out to go home but Wait THERES MORE so I went into Macy's with my cuzin and then I just followed the 2 older one's and the lulu and Liz went and spryeed on 28374y46 perfumes and smelled like SHIT but still better than me and then they were havin fun going up and down the escalator and I'm just standing there looking like a fuckixng loner and then I spot my friends havin fun in a group an ad I'm like those ducking britches etc and then I see the guy I wanted to hook up with and started sweating bc DAYUM he fine and yeah so I was frustrsted and then we finally walked home and I'm like srsly walkin I can barelytake a step r u kidding me so I was dragged home scraping my body on the sidewalk and getting run over by a couple cars but I'm ok bcuz I'm just fat so it didn't hurt and then hen we got home they kept talkin bout food and I'm like just take ke to the buffet already and then they were takin their sweet ass time and I was just staring at lulu60 thinking God she looks good rn with some salsa on the side and then we finally went to Carl's Jr where I got to satisfy my needs and ordered everything on the menu even the manager then I got a ride home and blew up the bathroom like literally u open my bathroom and there no toilet u have to poop in a fuckin hole but it's ok then I fell asleep on the kitchen floor and had a weird ass dream where I was with that fine ass guy at the mall and then I was getting closer and closer until I ate him and said datum what a tasty ass then I woke up and couldn't even walk so I had to be tied to the car and dragged all the wag to school then I saw that fuckin hoe washy that nigga. I swear never knows shit so I walked over and bellyflopped that how yep I'm the leader now and then washy kinds died so I had to eat her body to hide the evidence and then my friends we're staring and decided to join the fun and we all licked our fingers clean and walked to class then I realized I was running the mile and I'm like holy shit I can't run so I rolled it the whole way ran over some skinny hitches but dats ok so when I crashed into my living room my mom was starting to hit me with a giant ass wrecking halal like the fuck man and then she fed me my cherrios and I wenttosleep

The end.

Halo guise itsmeim just updating about about my lifehooe u enjoyh ps hope yalll luvs them picy churs of mi village ;)