What the fuck are turtles

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Yall im here, im queer, and i live in fear. And i have many questions, one of these questions are what the fuck are turtles??? How do they function???? They just hide in their fucking shell. How do they fuck?????????? And dont these fuckers need their shell to live? Like its on their backbone or something. Turtles, what the fuck? Please calm the fuck down. If anyone can tell me what the fuck turtles are, tell me in the comments, thank u next.
--Alex


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