It was a fine day in buff burl land where all the bois and gurls are buff and you are currently strangling rival buff boi but he pulls the most generic villain move ever and presses a button you get flung off him he then goes "HOH HOH HOH YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD" "wut?" "I PULLED THE RIVAL BUFF BOI MUST WIN CARD" "ok then." "Welp see ya buff boi McGee" the machine YEETS you "wait whaAAAAA-" "heh heh ima hit on buff boi mcgee's gf now >:D" (later) (being flung through space and tine) "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD" MY FACE FEELS LIKE ITS BEING RIPPED OOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFF "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"(splat) "oh gawd ow" (le looky looky) "wait what the heck what is this place?" (A bunch of cliffs) "uhm guess il start walking home" (starts smashing through the cliffs) "gg ez noob" (walks into a big bug) "oh god that's gross...." (it tries to bite buff boi mcgee) "OH YOUR DEAD YOU LITTLE SHIT!" (bug) (I just shit my pants) (yeets the bug through time and space) (horrible screaming) "well that's dealt with" (teleports to dirtmouth) "oh well then what's this place?"(elder bug walks up) "hello traveler what are-" "OH GOD A HUMAN SIZED BUG KILL IT" "wait wha-" (YEET) (horrible screaming) "ok there we go all done" "hmmm I appear to be stuck in a game welp time to just" (warps to hollow knights chamber) "ok is this the final boss of the game?" (The hollow knight just stares buff boi McGee down) (visible sweating) "ok il just...." (MEGA FIST PUNCH) (oof) "SCREEEEEEEE" (the hollow knight breaks out of its chains) "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" "well that could be a slight problem" (punches hollow knight in face) "a very slight problem ;)" (SEPU-KUKU) "wait what the heck? "Ok this cant be the final boss it's to easy" (instant transmission) "ok let's see what's in your mind big thing" "SCREEEEEEEEEEECH" (rips head open) (DED) "what's that wierd glow? Welp better check it out" (instant transmission) (sees deh radiance) "ok kewl are you the real final boss of this game?" (Da fuk?) "Ok it's time for you to die" (daaaa fukkkkk?) (FALCON PUUUUNCH) (K.O) "and your ded" "ok can I leave this game now?" (Le fading) "oh good I'm getting out ok good bye hollow suck" ((I like hollow knight please dont sue me)) (fades away) "mr stark i dont feel so goo-" (fades into another game) "fak"
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the adventures of buff boi McGee
Randomjoin buff boi McGee on his quest to save his gf buff gurl from buff boi as he rips thru games time and space to reach them *memey cross overs incoming*
