A bunch of hetalia oneshots/ drabbles i guess?

Ameripan

As the party was raging, Kiku, being a naturally secluded person, was practically begging to get home.

"Alfred, can we just go home. It's late," he whined. Alfred just rolled his azure eyes and checked his watch.

"It's only 11:30 pm, you've stayed up later watching anime," Alfred retorts and stares back into the smaller's coffee eyes. Kiku groans and at this point he was wishing this was a bad dream. He even pinched himself, but that only caused an angry red spot that could rival Jupiter's. The Japanese male then started formulating a plan.

'What's the one thing that he loves more than a party?' Kiku then turned his head trying to figure it out. Soon he saw an old, worn out, leather couch adorned with two people attempting to create life, and that's when the answer hit him.

'Sex!'

He then sought out Alfred, and with all the confidence and sultriness that he could muster, which wasn't a surplus but he was working on it, whispered in Alfred's ear, "If we leave now I could make it worth your while."

Those words immediately caused the blond to stop dancing, grab the other, drag him to the car, and drive home. Kiku wanted him to pay for making him leave their apartment and for also giving him blue balls while meeting his parents. So then and there he started his torment. Squeezing his thigh, drawing little patterns up and down his leg. Alfred almost parked the car and took him then and there. They eventually made it home and soon made it to the bedroom. Kiku was sitting atop his boyfriend and broke the bruising kiss. This was where the payback came in.

"I love you, but we aren't going any farther if your breath still smells like dollar store booze," Kiku declared. Alfred played into his trap, and left to go brush his teeth or find a mint. Whichever came first. They gave the other a 5 minute window at max. He pulled out an old black t-shirt and flannel pants, hastily stripped down and put those on. That's when he saw the face of his confused lover.

"Babe, what's this?" The American asked, still wanting to get rid of his boner. Kiku just went up and kissed his nose, said good night and left him strangely familiar words of warning.

"If you try anything, or try to get rid of your problem, I will put you in a cock ring and make the next 24 hours so torturous." Then it hit him. Those were the same words he said to Kiku when they got back from the black haired male's family. He never thought his words would be used against him. Seeing his lover looking so angelic, and yet he was the complete opposite. A mastermind of manipulation, and who's to say the future American businessman wasn't the same.