talk to me. | j.jk

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[10.46p.m.]

[you've accepted jeonjungkook's request to chat!]

jeonjungkook: hi

jeonjungkook: kang minji right?

me: um

me: what do you want

jeonjungkook: yeah about that

jeonjungkook: i need your hw answers plss

me: bro

me: you've never talked to me irl and here you are asking for homework answers?

me: fuck off and do your own homework

jeonjungkook: rude

jeonjungkook: hmph wtv

me: cool bye

jeonjungkook: fine

[11.04p.m.]

jeonjungkook: ok i'm getting real desperate and my friends don't want to help me anymore

me: why tf should i help you then

jeonjungkook: cuz ur my classmate

jeonjungkook: helping each other is caring

jeonjungkook: where's ur magic is friendship spirit??????

me: dead in a ditch

jeonjungkook: rip

jeonjungkook: fr tho

jeonjungkook: ms kim is gonna fail me or smth

jeonjungkook: HELP ME

jeonjungkook: just this once

jeonjungkook: ur the smartest in class i know

jeonjungkook: u got some sort of weird nerd magic going on

jeonjungkook: ur the nerdiest nerd ever

me: no need to rub it in

jeonjungkook: HELP ME PLS

me: FINE

jeonjungkook: THANK YOU MY SAVIOUR

me: i'm blocking you after this i swear

me: [10 pictures sent]

jeonjungkook: luv ur handwriting girl

me: the fuck-

jeonjungkook: don't get any ideas babe i'm attached

me: not like i'm interested

jeonjungkook: not interested in THIS beautiful body and handsome face? you wish

me: once again, this is why i hate playboys like you

jeonjungkook: hey hey, that's mean

jeonjungkook: girls just can't resist my charm ;)

me: i'm saving your name to narcissistic asshole

jeonjungkook: :(

[you changed jeonjungkook's name to narcissistic asshole!]

narcissistic asshole: oh well, i'm glad i'm at least saved in your contacts babe ;) hmu anytime

me: blocked and reported

narcissistic asshole: :(((

a/n: DON'T ATTACK ME this is just a little experiment,, i write a lot of longer stories with actual meaning behind them on ao3 but i'll leave them there (i'm not the same username on ao3, don't bother). please vote and tell me what you think! updates will be pretty frequent cause text fics are always fun :)