Pein
Can you file a workplace safety incident report? I just fell for you.
Itachi
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Kisame
Hey girl, where you fin all my life?
Sasori
If you were a puppet, I'd play with you all day.
Deidara
Is your Dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece.
Hidan
I didn't know angels flew this low.
Kakuzu
Call me your mutual fund, honey. Because with you, I'm showing interest.
