Sex and Lies (Luke Hemmings)

Chapter One

"So I told her, if you don't have boobs, I'm not paying you." the one with the fluffy hair said. Ashton, I think. All four boys began to laugh rambunctiously at him, even though what he said wasn't that funny. I had to spend eight weeks with these fools. I had to say though, they were very attractive fools.

"Tell 'em what she did after that, Ash." the one with green hair said.

"She started crying. I remember the makeup running down her face while she was yelling at me about how I should respect women more." he said, letting a giggle loose. Soon all the boys were laughing again. Anyways, I had to spend eight weeks with them because I was hired to improve the boys image. Everyone thought they were too cute to be a punk band, so I had to make it look like they were jerks. It wouldn't be as hard as I thought.

They boys already knew I was going to accompany them on their tour, but we hadn't met yet. Why not meet now?

I strode to the poker table the boys sat on and waited for them to notice. Calum saw me first, and got everyone else's attention by elbowing Luke in the arm.

"Who are you?" green hair asked, jumping off the table.

"Jenna. I don't trust you enough to give you my last name."

"Well, Jenna, what are you doing on our bus?"

"I'm that girl that has to make you guys look like a real punk band." I clarified.

Their faces lit up in realization. Ashton stepped towards me, his dimpled face towering over mine.

"Eight months with you, huh? I mean, you're not Caroline, but you're fine." he said, before walking to the restroom.

Silence followed until I finally spoke up. "Who's Caroline?"

Michael answered. "His on/off girlfriend. She doesn't even love him that much."

"He told her he loved her and she just stood there." Calum continued.

"It was wonderful to sit here and gossip like girls with you, but we have a party to get to." Luke told me. I really wanted to go to that party, maybe I could talk to Ashton some more. Maybe find out why he still liked Caroline.

"Can I come?" I asked the boys, referring to the party.

"Sure, just don't get too drunk, you're driving." Calum said with a smirk.

"Can't you just hire somebody to do that?"

"True." he said before beginning to strip.

"What are you doing?" I asked, not to sure whether or not too be embarrassed or disturbed.

"I have to change, I'm not wearing this to the party."

"Well I'm still here-" he began to remove his pants. At this point I began to try and leave. I opened the first door I found, which just happened to be the restroom. Inside was, you guessed it.

A naked Ashton Irwin.