Hola! My name is Dora! Hola is hello in Spanish! Repeat after me. Hola! again! Hola! Good job! Muy bien! Again.. Hola! Good job!
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I'm all set to go on another adventure! But Boots doesn't want to go with me. That is because he is a pussy. As i walk out the door, my Dad asks me where I'm going. (For once.)
'I hope you not going off to see a boy, muchacho. You know that you're already enganged to Diego. '
'Oh, I know Papaaa. But I'll never love him. You know already who I like.'
I know you must be wondering why the freak I am engaged at 5, but nowadays, (you would know if you weren't still stuck in the 30's) if you don't have 3 kids by the age of 16, you are banished to Oggle Poogle land.
'Don't tell me you're still crushing on that horrid man! He hates Mexicans!' My Mum shrieks.
'I knooooow Muma. And know you're just being obnoxious.'
I turn around, getting away from those shitty ass parents, when I see shaking in the bush. I put my hand out to perform the Satanic Ritual. I scream:
'SWIPER NO SWIPING. SWIPER NO SWIPING.'
And then it happened.
My Donald jumped out from the bush.
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Dora x Trump
ChickLitThe official ship name is Dorump. Don't curse me for doing this. WARNING NO LOGIC WHATSOEVER Goodbye now :) Also this has mature language, if you don't want to read that.
