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by WorstBiscuit

by WorstBiscuit

Steve stood outside of his tiny shack, the iron and emerald blocks shining in front of him in the sunlight.

"It's finally done." he stood, pride filling his heart. He placed a gold button next to the iron door. "I suppose it is time then." he pressed the button and walked in, the pressure plate falling under his weight. The odd contraption started to spin, knocking him to the ground, he was thrown about the small space. He was knocked out as he hit his head against the door.

"Hey! Wake up!" a villager threw a bucket of water on Steve's head, unknowing that this broke the machine and lost the red-stone to the cliff below. Steve awoke in a jolt of motion, starring up at the villager.

"W..where am I?" he starred at him.

"You are our village, traveler. The village of Repeerc." his purple coat blew in the wind as he left Steve alone on the hill.

Steve stood up, to see, his house? It appears it didn't work after all. But the only village around him was blown up years ago. He looked into the window, a muscular figure walked up the cobblestone stairs carrying a diamond sword enchanted with strength 50! And speed 26! Thats exactly what his sword had! Well, before it broke that is. He walked up to the spruce door.

"Hello?" The door creaked open, to Steve's dismay, the person who stood in the doorway was...him?!??! "What the OOF?!?!?!" He yelled. The impostor in the door jumped back at the sight of him.

"W..What!?!" he yelled.

They paused.

"Come inside." The other Steve let Steve into his humble abode.

"You look, really good." Steve said

"You too" said Steve

"My name is Steve" said Steve

"My name is also Steve" said Steve.

"I am from the future." said Steve

"Yes I know." said Steve

"You are hot big boy" said Steve

"So are you." said Steve

They locked lips, faces colliding as they wrapped their arms around one another. They seemed to know exactly what to do to make the other happy. Perfectly understanding eachothers bodies.

"I love you" said Steve

"I love you too" said Steve.

Since the machine was broken, Steve and Steve lived happily together forever. Fighting together, living together.