Hello. My name is Waffia Waffle. Princess of The Waffle Kingdom, in Waffleia.
I have a message for you humans/dragons/Iprefernottosay.
WAFFLES ARE IN WAR WITH PANCAKES. PLEASE JOIN THE WAFFLES TO DEFEAT PANCAKES!!!
You can join if you want.
Tell your friends!
Your family!
Your Waffle!
DONT EAT ME. EAT DEAD WAFFLES. WITH MAPLE SYRUP.
Comment if you wanna join, and join!!!
((I can't answer to comments, but I do read them.))