The realms of your ass

Vaccinated

I sighed as I stared at myself in the mirror. My blue eyes gazing back at me. My golden locks that wound into natural ringlets as they cascaded past my shoulders. I had plush lips and long lashes. I had gotten out the shower and wrapped a white fluffy towel around my body.

As a chill swept through the room goosebumps appeared on my body. I wore shorts and a loose tank as I hopped into bed. Yea I know my night routine isn't like other girls. As I was drifting to sleep I heard a knock on my bay window. I jolted awake wondering how someone could be there since my room was on the second floor.

I crept to the window and opened it. "oh!" I let out a surprised noise. It was my best friend Cassie. I met her in third grade when she pushed me down the slide and laughed. I opened the window and she hopped in jumping off from the tree outside. " bich the heck you were doing I was out there for half an hour watching you just staring at the mirror and sighing liek tf?" Cassie questioned.
I simply shrugged her off and sat at the edge of my bed. " yo so my mom took my juul so I came to ask if ya got any pot"? I went to my closet and took out my bong I kept hidden in a mayonnaise jar.

After an hour of getting high and watching friends I blurted out the truth about me and Cole. " bruh seriously how desperate are you? I legit saw him hump a tuba last Tuesday" Cassie said.
" I don't know Cass you think I made the right choice?" I asked. "Hell naaw do I think you made the right choice" she replied. " hmm well the other day I bumped into Jacob and I think I may like him" I revealed. " Jacob Saggytits?!" Cass asked. "Yea" I said. " as in saggytits the bad boi of school?!" " that's the one" I confessed.

As she was about to say something back her phone went off. " ah frick" she said as she opened the message. "What's wrong" I inquired. " my brother is eating my shorts again and my mom says I gotta get home before she tases him again". And with that she left through my window again leaving me to ponder on what to do.

It was the next day and it was a Sunday. I had nothing to do so after getting ready in a sweatshirt and jeans and slipping on some uggs .I made my father his tomato juice and ostrich egg and slipped outside before he woke up. I decided to walk to the mall that was only a thirty minute walk. I yelled at streetlights the whole way till I made it to the mall. I went into a Starbucks getting myself a simple frappe. Yea I know not a lot of girls go here but I don't care, I have an alcoholic and abusive father. As I was walking out I saw the one thing I hate the most. It was the queen bee of the school. Emma Chambergas.

The second she walked into the deserted parking lot I snatched that bimbos weave. And as I thought it came right off exposing her bald head. She screeched in her high pitched nasily voice " REEEEEEE". Before she could turn around I jump kicked that bich into oblivion. She then proceeded to get Yeet yoinked by me. After I was finished I made sure not to do too much damage but enough to ruin her face . She was left bald, bruised and had melted her fake tan and makeup in a Walmart parking lot.
When I made it home Cassie was in my room playing super smash bros. I sighed as I laid down on my bed. I began to feel sick again but I was literally just diagnosed with hiv so how could it be affecting me so soon. I told Cassie and that's when it dawned upon the both of us. " frick...

IM NOT VACCINATED!"