Monday 10:24 pm
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finneas get me some guacamole
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but dont get me them fucking bootyhole chips
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im not bouta eat a mf booty323-755-5923
sorry i'm not finneas but i can get you come guacamole310-991-6914
who tf r u then
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this is my brothers number
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are you trying to tell me ur not my brother?323-755-5923
unfortunately i'm not
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sorry to disappoint310-991-6914
did you say you have guac?323-755-5923
yeah
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it's homemade though310-991-6914
ew
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thats nasty323-755-5923
heck
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you're nasty
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i make good guac310-991-6914
did u just call me nasty
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you don't even know me323-755-5923
introduce me
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then maybe i'll buy you some store guac
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is that what you'd like310-991-6914
well
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i would like my brother for starters
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and what if i dont wana introduce u323-755-5923
then i guess you're gonna be guacless310-991-6914
im billie323-755-5923
hey billie
read 11:33 pm1:44 am
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wait
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u never told me ur name
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wrong number dumbass - b.e
Fanfictioni'm bored so i'm writing this - will probs contain smut bc i'm a slag, anyway, lets continue