guacamole and bootyhole chips

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Monday 10:24 pm

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finneas get me some guacamole
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but dont get me them fucking bootyhole chips
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im not bouta eat a mf booty

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sorry i'm not finneas but i can get you come guacamole

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who tf r u then
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this is my brothers number
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are you trying to tell me ur not my brother?

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unfortunately i'm not
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sorry to disappoint

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did you say you have guac?

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yeah
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it's homemade though

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ew
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thats nasty

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heck
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you're nasty
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i make good guac

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did u just call me nasty
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you don't even know me

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introduce me
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then maybe i'll buy you some store guac
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is that what you'd like

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well
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i would like my brother for starters
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and what if i dont wana introduce u

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then i guess you're gonna be guacless

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im billie

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hey billie
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wait
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u never told me ur name
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