"I am so fuckin gay" robert said.hr was crying bc his mom sold him to sir keef, the pannest bitch ever. He was so fuckin gay bc keef was sO hot, and he was pan, and he was just sold to him. "I am really sad and really gay." he mumbked, gayzing across the room into keef's snekxy orbs. They were so black pupilless he could feel himself fall in love with the snekxiest man he'd ever seen, sir keef.
Sir keef's pov
"Wow that twink is rlly gae, he is almost as twinky or as gay as luke skywalker" he was relly happe to have robrt as his slave.
The next day; roberts pov
He threw his hair into a messy bun, pouting as he didn't actulally have hair. He was relly sad that he wasn;t as hot or as snexy as sir keef. Even tho keef was snexy and hot, he was only 15. Thank god robert is 13.
4 years ago roberts pov
'Mom, dad, i am the god of the straighten't people"
"OH DEAR GOD, ON CRAIGS LIST U GO' said both of them
"Oh no my parents r selling moi' he wasnt actually supriesed
Now keefs pov
'Jesus dude that kid is gay'
Rober walks in: 'u called lmoa" he stopped ' oh yea just to tell u blair stole me organs on the yester"
"Cool" keef was like, so in love with this twink
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