K I K || CielxAlois REWRITE

Chapter One

12:43 am

One new message from: YourHighness09

YourHighness09: hey

CielPhantomhive: Who is this?
CielPhantomhive: Do I know you?

YourHighness09: i dunno, do you?

CielPhantomhive: Maybe.
CielPhantomhive: Who are you?

YourHighness09: a new friend!

CielPhantomhive: If you aren't going to tell me then I'll just go.

YourHighness09: oh that's no fun
YourHighness09: do you want to have some fun? ;)

CielPhanotmhive: Um, what?

YourHighness09: we could have some fun

CielPhantomhive: No thanks, bye

YourHighness09: your pfp is really hot
Yourhighness09: is it you?

CielPhantomhive: Umm, thanks? I would say the same for you, but you don't have one.

YourHighness09: so you think i'm hot? ;)

CielPhantomhive: Why don't you have a profile picture?

YourHighness09: why do i need one? i have a way with words

CielPhantomhive: That's nice?

YourHighness09: how old are you

CielPhantomhive: Uh, that's weird. Bye.

YourHighness09: just answer the question, i want to make sure you're not twelve or something

CielPhantomhive: You first.

YourHighness09: seventeen. and you?

CielPhantomhive: ...16. 

YourHighness09: so , tell me about yourself

CielPhantomhive: Ew, no. You could be a weird pervert or something.

YourHighness09: lol would a weird pervert be this nice to talk to

CielPhantomhive: Idk, you are

YourHighness09: oh so you like talking to me? ;)
YourHighness09: fine. call me jim. i'm 17, single, and a hot tamale of an englishman.. your turn

CielPhantomhive: Well, I'm Ciel. My dad owns the Funtom Toy Co. and we live in London. 
CielPhantomhive: I still think you're an old pervert.

YourHighness09: think what you like, i'm seventeen. 

CielPhantomhive: Oh yeah?
CielPhantomhive: Then why don't you have a profile picture?

YourHighness09: i like to think it's what's on the inside that counts
YourHighness09: though i do like to think i'm easy on the eyes

CielPhantomhive: What do you look like?

YourHighness09: what do you think? 
YourHighness09: go on, i'd like to know ;)

CielPhantomhive: I think you look like a man in his mid forties that just got out of a bad marriage and lost his 2 kids in the divorce
CielPhantomhive: Also is balding

YourHighness09: ouch
YourHighness09: well, i think you're extremely sexy ciel

CielPhantomhive: Yeah, the blue hair is a really big turn on. 

YourHighness09: i'm serious
YourHighness09: you're gorgeous!

CielPhantomhive: Why am I still talking to you?

YourHighness09: bc i'm charming af and you can't resist

CielPhanotmhive: Not likely. 
CielPhantomhive: Why're you even talking to me, anyway?
CielPhantomhive: Can't you get more action in a porn chat or something?

YourHighness09: ow, that one hurt
YourHighness09: i'm not that desperate 

CielPhantomhive: Well it sure seems that way
CielPhantomhive: Messaging a 16year old boy trying to get in his pants

YourHighness09: who said i'm trying to get in your pants?

CielPhantomhive: "do you want to have some fun? ;)"

YourHighness09: we are having fun aren't we?
YourHighness09: well, i am at least

CielPhantomhive: I mean, you're keeping me occupied..

YourHighness09: lol
YourHighness09: so...wanna play 20 questions ?

CielPhantomhive: I can almost hear your mid-life crisis moans from here

YourHighness09: do you wanna play or not?

CielPhantomhive: Whatever

YourHighness09: you first

CielPhantomhive: Okay
CielPhantomhive: What's your favourite animal?

YourHighness09: butterfly
YourHighness09: what're you doing rn?

CielPhantomhive: Eating cereal and texting you
CielPhantomhive: What are you wanting to get out of talking to me?

YourHighness09: whatever you want to give me 
YourHighness09: are you still a virgin?

CielPhantomhive: Can I pass?

YourHighness09: lol nope

CielPhantomhive: Yes
CielPhanotmhive: Are you?
CielPhantomhive: A virgin, I mean

YourHighness09: sadly no
YourHighness09: got any turn-ons? 

CielPhanotmhive: Yes, and why sadly?

YourHighness09: that's personal. what are they?

CielPhantomhive: That's also personal
CielPhantomhive: I gtg

YourHighness09: aww so soon?
YourHighness09: ok, sleep well my little bluenette ~

CielPhantomhive: Yeah, whatever
CielPhantomhive: Night

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Okay so you may have noticed that this here chapter is very similar to the original, and yes it is you have a v keen eye. The chapters will be similar to the original chapters, some things will be edited though. Phrasing, things that are said in general...this is very heavily based off the other story, but it will be changed in a few ways, so eventually there will be noticeable differences. 

Make sure to read the original book if you can, it's under the same name as this one. Thanks!