Herosteve Oneshots

Mentos

   "No, Creeper. You have to think about exploding and that's how you explode." Herobrine had been trying to explain to one of his students who was, yes, a creeper, how to blow up. Herobrine had been working at  a monster schools here he was teaching all kinds of monsters how to use their abilities.
   He was in the middle of teaching the creepers when his boyfriend, Steve, hurled himself through the glass window, shattering it. He landed in a forward tumble before standing up straight. Well, as straight as he can, anyway, considering he was gay. And, when Steve stood up, you would not believe  what he did. You would not believe what he fucking did.
   Steve T- posed. He T- posed in front of a classroom of 5 creepers, 6 zombies, 3 spiders, 5 skeletons, 4 slimes, 2 ghasts, and 3 zombie pigmen. The endermen were skipping class.
   All of the mobs that were in attendance turned and looked at him with expressions that said either 'What the fuck are you doing?' or 'What the hell is happening?'. Steve then looked at Herobrine, giggling. Herobrine looked at Steve with a disappointed look, shaking his head. He walked over to Steve, picked him up, slung him over his shoulder and began walking out of the classroom. Keep in mind, Herobrine actually used the doors, unlike Steve, who was laughing.
  Herobrine teleported them to their house and decided it was a good idea to use magic on Steve so that he would stick to the ceiling and not be able to get down.
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