Alfred The Meme Dealer: The Sequel

Chapter 10

3rd person pov

A month had past since Amelia, Alfred, and Ivan had failed to save the E.U, and Alfred was not taking it too well. Apparently people had taken notice that he was no longer dealing memes like he used too. Specifically Mathias.

"You idiot... Why now?" he muttered to himself as he played with a random pen. No one has seen or heard from Tino and Berwald either. Little did everyone know that they had ran away together weeks ago. They had been living happily together in Antarctica actually, and being used to the cold meant nothing much had changed. 

Arthur sat next to a tree with Francis asleep on his shoulder. Though he was his lover, Arthur couldn't help but wonder where Alfred had been. He kinda just fell off the planet...

Meanwhile

"Come on Alfred... You can't stay in there forever..." Ivan said while knocking on the door to the basement. It's been a month, and he still insists on staying locked up in there. It almost made him cry, but sadly there were no rocks around to throw...

Amelia typed quickly on her computer, doing as much research as she could. There had to still be a way to legalize the imports of memes in the E.U. She was about to give up when she noticed something. Any meme that had been made about Article 13 that originated from the E.U had been blocked, and or banned.

"Wait..." Amelia then had the greatest idea ever, so good that it just might get Alfred out of the basement! Not wasting anymore time, she rushed over to his house and kicked the door down. 

"WHY?!" Ivan yelled from down the hall, already knowing who was there. Amelia ran to where he was and asked where Alfred was. Ivan just pointed to the basement door and Amelia began banging on it, not wanting to break it just yet.

"ALFRED GET OUT HERE! I HAVE SOMETHING YOU WANT TO SEE!!" a few seconds past before the door opened slightly.

"What..?" Alfred asked dully, just barley looking outside. Amelia ripped the door open, and the sudden exposure to light made Alfred's eyes catch on fire. She then handed her laptop over to him, demanding he at least glance at it. After wiping the flames from his eyes, Alfred took a look at the screen.

"Uhh... What is this?"

"It's what's gonna save the world! Look, if we make memes about Article 13 WHILE IN the E.U, it will ban itself!" upon hearing this, Alfred stood up straighter, very interested now.

"But if that was case. Why didn't the ones that have been posted already ban it yet?"

"Because it wasn't enough! Don't you get it?!" she paused and watched as he caught on more and more to what she was saying.

"You must do what you were born to do..." Amelia smiled when Alfred started acting like his old self.

"Amelia! Mass produce those memes! Screenshot, drawing, anything that catch the Article's image exactly! Ivan! Get me a plane, we're going to Europe!"

"Though will you do?" Ivan asked. Alfred reached up and kissed him lightly.

"Like she said. What I was born to do."

Later

"Hey psst...!" Alfred manged to catch the attention of a young man walking by.

"Uh... yeah?"

"Here. take this." he then handed the man one of the many memes he had ordered to be mass produced.

"Gasp! But these are illegal!" the man exclaimed, refusing to take the paper.

"That's the point! Take it. Take it and put it somewhere where everyone can see. You're freedom will come with it..." Alfred explained, sounding more shady than intended. The man eventually but reluctantly took the meme and put it on a near by building. Alfred nodding in approval before using a smoke bomb to disappear. After hours of repeating the same process, Alfred and Ivan had manged to give out well over 100 Article 13 memes. It was only a matter of time before the law kicked in and it would backfire and ban itself by mistake.

It took three days... Three. Agonizing. Days... But one morning, Alfred woke up and saw that it had happened. The headline was "People Make Memes of Article 13. Bans Itself"

"The proficy is true..." he whispered to himself as he read the whole story. He and the others had spent the night in a hotel in Belgium, mostly because the waffles were good, so he burst out of his room and sprinted across the hall. Running into the wall in the process. 

"IVAN! AMELIA! WAKE UP, IT HAPPENED!!!" Alfred screamed as he beat on the doors to each of their own rooms. It was only four a.m and the sun was barley up, so they were both still pretty tired. When they asked what happened, Alfred shoved the computer screen in their faces and smiled widely as they realized what they were looking at. Ivan picked Alfred up and hugged him tightly, Amelia wanted to start fangirling so bad, but held it in.

"WE NEED TO JUMP OFF THE ROOF TO CELEBRATE!"  Alfred declared. Both Amelia and Ivan started screaming in excitement and ran to the rooftop. Kiku then appeared behind them and began playing World's End Dancehall, easily adding a dramatic effect as they jumped together. (make up your own visuals) Although everyone who was a whiteness was quite concerned...