Would you Adam and Eve it
Adam sat in the garden of Eden
Bored and oh so sad
He looked to the heavens and said a prayer
"God, can't you help this lad?"
God heard his pitiful cry for help
That he was all alone
God said, "Adam I shall help you
But it will cost you that spare bone"
Adam had to think a while
He hadn't used this rib of late
He agreed the terms signed on the line
And waited for his new playmate
A searing pain engulfed him
As God took the rib from his side
God asked him if he was all right
"I'm fine thanks Lord" he lied
A blinding flash scared Adam bad
He turned as if to leave
But there she stood in her birthday suit
His new plaything, Eve!
He was frozen to the spot
As he looked her up and down
But as he started to lower his eyes
He missed her start to frown
She pointed at his cock
That by now was standing proud
She asked if it was just on loan
And then she laughed out loud
Poor Adam was confused by this
So he covered up his shame
He prayed that things would work out
After his suffering and pain
And so this is how it went on
Adam's ears were burnt each day
Until she spotted an apple
"Hey Ad, get me that and we can play!"
A switch was flicked in Adam's head
His mouth was dripping drool
He reached and picked the apple
Now Eve knew he was a fool
She took a bite then so did he
He thought he was so clever
But God appeared, pointed to the gate
And said "Leave! You're banned for ever"
