You were in the woods when you layed your eyes on the most beautiful swamp you've ever seen! You ran to the swamp only to be greeted by one shrexy ogre. "What are you doing in me swamp!" He yelled. "I- I I just need a place to say" you stutter. Shrek looked at you and smirked. "Why don't you stay for dinner?" He said. "I would love too! My name is y/n." You say looking into his dark green eyes. "Shrek, I think I love you." You say, hoping he feels the same way. "Y/n... my true love is shaggy, I can not be with you" Shrek explodes that instant. You cry into his dirty swamp water and run away. Never again would you ever fall for an ogre.