(This Shit DISCONTINUED) Meliodas X Modern! Sin! Reader

dont read... if u want... cause-

So um this is random... And just saying, this ain't part of the story... And this is also from my favorite animated YouTubers....
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As you were walking through the park, you then see a portal.

You - "Dude this evil portal is totally sweet."

Friend - "I don't know man right now it seems like a good time to enjoy the park."

You - "I'm gonna go in through there. "

Friend - "Nope."

You - "You should come too."

Friend - "Na ah."

You - "ok man. "

Friend - "Yeah."

You - "Ok I'll just,"

Friend - "Nope."

You - "Here I go."

Friend - "You should not."

You - "Through the, spooky portal."

You went into the portal and came out gracefully and landed on your face on something... Liquidy. (Is that even a word? I think? I mean, idk?) It was yellow.

Since you were thirsty you drank it off the floor. More like licked it off the floor. You got up to be met with a girl who had a disgusted face.

Lady - "Why did you lick that urine off the floor. My dog peed there."

You - "No wonder it smelled strange. Well um, it was for survival. And I was also thirsty."

Lady - "That is gross. There was a water fountain right next to you."

You look to your right to find what she said.

You - "Oh... Well no regrets."

Lady - "Do you know about the bees?"

You - "What's that?"

Kermit - "Ignore the bees (Y/N."

You - "Wait how-"

Kermit - "Control them... CHANNEL them... Become a beekeeper!"

You - "What's a b-"

Kermit - "You can have all this power and more! Yaaay!!!"

You - "It's goofy! They put bugs in him! "

Donald - "Goofy, why would you betray us!? We're supposed to be friends!"

Goofy - "Hyuk, the Goofy you know is gone... I'm Foygooks!"

Also Goofy - "I don't need friends! I've been manipulatin' you since the start!-"

You - "I just met you right n-"

Goofy - "Shut up! As I was saying, I can something, something, do something!"

Tick tock tick tock tick tock, DING!

You - "No way! I don't believe you! The Goofy we know is still in there!"

Goofy - "Oh yeah? Watch me remove the subtitles so no one can understand Donald anymore!"

Donald - "AHSHHEJXJNXJSSJSJD"

You - "(B/F/N)! Wait I mean, Donald!"

Goofy - "You see, in the ten seconds I was dead, somebody came by and replaced my body with a digital dump-"

Your mind - 'Please save me. Please help me! Please don't go! *Screaming intensifies* Simple and clean is the WAY THAT YOUR-'

You were interrupted when Goofy killed you and threw you in the trash.

The end.

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If you guys know what this is and know who the YouTubers are. You are awesome. I might not update next week, but we'll see what happens. This story doesn't even make since, heh. I'm doing this cause I want to. So yeet! Until next time!

Lye23435 out!