The introduction

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It all starts on earth full of raccoons and aliens.and we get to do stuff like bang fuck you shit discoverrrrtrrr the secrets.....

Grade 5

Eugene:do you know Chinese Carlos

Carlos:Uranus

Matthew:Uranus

Eugene:stop with the sex jokes

Carlos:69

Matthew:lol

Carlos:I bet we have a nice future ahead of us

Carlos and Eugene:fuck youuu

Grade 6

Matthew:"punches midgets"

Carlos:I call grade 1 midgets

Eugene:yea it know right

Matthew:"still punching some midgets"

Grade 7

Carlos:jumps off a cliff

Eugene:that's stupid

Carlos:i am okay

Grade 8

Matthew:what are three words would a girl like to hear

Carlos:suck my dick

Eugene:I love you

Grade 9

Matthew:i am worried about the prom

Carlos:don't worry we have great hats

Eugene:"wears sombrero"

Grade 10

Carlos:the gurlzz are coming make your best I impression

GEza:hey

Eugene:"suspicious look"

Carlos"not trying to say a bad word"

Matthew:you look great

All the gurlz:why thank you

Carlos:can I go to the bathroom

The gurlz:of course

Carlos:fucking shit head thiz is not my idea uhuhuhuhuhuh whyyyyy!

Eugene:oh it's getting late

Matthew.m:tally ho

Bea:your not French

Prom

Matthew:where's Carlos

Eugene:trying to get a girl

Matthew you mean "wink"wink"

Carlos:holy shit

Dane:help

Robbers:we're here for money

Eugene:don't move

Carlos:"grabs a knife"

Carlos:excuse me you have a knife in your head

Robber:where

Carlos:HERE"throws knife"

Robber:"dies"

Carlos"grabs shotgun"

Eugene:da fuq

Matthew:pass me a gun

Carlos:"throws pistol"

Matthew:starts shooting some bitches

10 minutes later

Dane:you saved us

Carlos,Eugene,Matthew-no probs

Carlos:cuz we are awsomeeee

College

All students:throw there hat

Carlos:throws at Eugene

(What will you think will happen next on the gang?)

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