Apples (Dave Strider x Reader Contest Winner)

This is a three-week late oneshot for ZygostaticalFerox, who won a little contest I ran a while back. Here you go! I had fun writing this.

Maybe a little too much.

:33

Also I'm not dead (mostly) and I am in fact working on Chapter 18 Chapter 3 Chapter 2 or whatever it was called.

Enjoy?

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It was hot.

It was very hot.

It was ridiculously scorching hot.

Dave was sure if he didn't get his hands on some apple juice soon his insides would melt.

(f/n) was sure if she didn't get her hands on some cold air soon she'd melt completely.

Which is to say, it was a normal day in the apartment of Dave Strider and (f/n) (l/n).

"(f/n), do we have any apple juice?" Dave groaned.

"No..." She mumbled back. He sighed and decided to see what was in the fridge. At least anything in there would be cold.

He opened at, stared at its contents and frowned loudly.

"What's wrong, Dave?" (f/n) asked, having heard his frown.

"(f/n), why is this apple in the fridge?" He asks, clearly concerned about the bright red apple in his hand, previously in the fridge.

"Because--"

"It should be in the charger, not the fridge."

"I...what?"

"It's red, see? That means its battery is low and should be charged," he said, pulling out a green apple from the fridge.

"This is what a charged apple looks like!"

(f/n) stared at the boy in front of her, now munching on the "charged" apple. She sighed, tired of his "ironic" gimmicks.

(f/m0 stared @ daev and tuend into  cat robtot the n flyed to uranus and thye all die ecasue theresd no okxygen in ur anus okay theye dont ahve the gear toe survie in uranys

the edn

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No, seriously, that was the prompt.

Hope you enjoyed?

I hope you at least got a kick out of that, I had a bit too much fun with this, especially the last part. I was debating whether or not to be completely serious about this or go SBaHJ on it and type the entire thing like I did the last bit.

Later!

~Jinx/Whimsy

Its a Dave x reader

Dave points to the fridge and then he takes out an apple from it (a red apple)

Then he ponts t the apple and calls out to thw reader, asking the reader why the apple was in the fridge

Dave: srsly y/n why is there an apple in the fridge.

It should be in the charger!

Reader: but..

Dave: look at the battery percentage! Its red, meaning its not charged!

*takes out green apple*

This is what a charged apple looks like!

Reader stares at dave intently and then turns into a cat robot that carries dave away into space because the reader is tired of his ironic gimmicks

The reader then flies dave to uranus and they both die there because PFFFT CAT ROBOTS HAHAHAHAHA WHAT theyre humans they all die in space withour appropriAte space gear huehuehuehuehue