abby came home after a long day, excited as the wait was finally over. she walked inside, making sure to lock her front door so no one could interrupt. it had been such a stressful day and being horny the whole time didn't make it any better. but now that she was home, she no longer had to stress.
the bedroom lights were dim when she entered. on the bed was a blanket, and underneath it lay her one and only true love..
Pineapple..
she walked over with a smile, slowly pulling the blanket off.
"i've been waiting, baby," the pineapple moans.
abby climbed on the bed and straddled pineapple with a smirk. the pineapple just sat there, staring at her, since that's what lazy ass pineapples do.
the lights somehow magically turned on to the brightest setting, bringing all attention of those who weren't there straight to the bed. pineapple started to make out with abby. abby moans.
"fuck... your spiky lips always make me horny," she whispers, grabbing ahold of the pineapples leaves.
it's pineapples turn to moan, "you know i love it when you tug my leaves."
the pair continued to kiss for a few more minutes until the pineapple got impatient.
"fuck me already," it cries.
abby shoots the pineapple a soft smile as she caresses it's spiky, hard outside. "don't worry, i'll take care of you baby."
she stands up and goes over to the bedside drawer. inside was a bunch of toys, as well as a knife. grabbing the knife and a strap on, abby goes back over to the unnaturally large, almost human sized pineapple.
when she got back to the bed, she kneeled in front of pineapple.
"this may hurt but it'll feel better soon, i promise, piney," abby coos, caressing the pineapple again.
pineapple nods and bites it's lip while holding back tears. "okay, please just hurry."
as quick as possible without hurting pineapple, abby begins. she takes the knife and cuts into its bottom. pineapple let's put a cry.
"shh," abby whispers, putting a finger to the pineapples lips, "its gonna feel better soon."
pineapple nods again and let's her continue. she finally cuts a circle in the pineapple's bottom. then she starts to gut the pineapple.
"oh fuck," pineapple moans.
abby takes out the pineapples core, getting turned on the more the pineapple moans.
once pineapple was completely empty abby started to kiss it once again. unexpectedly, she shoved the thick 200 inch strap-on dick inside the pineapples hole.
"faster! f-fuck!" pineapple continues to cry.
abby starts to thrust into the pineapple faster. sweat was dripping from both of them. they were nearing the end.
"FUCK ME ABBY!" pineapple screams at the top of its lungs when it cums. it shoots the juicy sour, yet sweet liquid, out of its hole, getting it all over abby.
abby finished with a loud moan when she came inside the pineapple. she pulled out the strap-on and took it off before yeeting the mother fucker out the window.
"i love you," pineapple says with heavy breaths.
"i love you too," abby replies kissing the pineapple again.
they cuddled together and fell asleep with smiles on their faces.
and thus the end has come. abby fucked her one and only love and then slept with it. the pineapple couldn't actually talk. abby is just a crackhead with a crazy imagination. but shhh... we don't tell her. we let her have fun.
