Harley walked into her apartment in gotham. It's was late at night she just got back from a walk to clear her head. she decided she wanted to take a shower hoping it would help the headache she had gotten earlier that still hasn't gone away. She grabs her normal night outfit which is just a pair of simple black leggings and an oversized yellow/mustard colored shirt and sometimes she will wear her fuzzy black socks which she is going to wear. After she takes her shower she gets dressed she head into her living room and turns the TV on and watches whatever show is on. At almost 10:00 pm a knock on the door scares her. She grabs her bat and walks to the door. Her door dosent have a peep hole like most so she opens the door she didn't bother asking who it is through the door it doesn't really do anything because mid sentence they mostly always kick the door down. She sighs in relef knowing it was only her lover the joker she puts her bat down by the door. "Oh puddin it's only you"she says wrapping him in a hug. He hugs back then picks her up and sits her on the couch. "So baby how was the week without me"he says. Harley gives a look that says the whole answer. "Horrible I've missed my puddin" she whines a bit. After a while of talking the door is suddenly kicked down. 'for real batsy I just got my puddin and you ruin it's Harley thinks to herself. "Batsy batsy batsy" she says with an evil grin. She has to find a way to get her bat. She turns to joker and he nods knowing what she wants. He pulls out his gun and aims at Batman. "Joker joker joker always armed aren't ya. Always ready to kill. Whos next on your kill list? Harley? Deadshot? Killer croc? What YOUVE KILLED 20 PEOPLE OVER THE LAST WEEK" he says mocking Harley as he grabs her before she can grab her bat and holds his own gun next to her head. "Surrender yourself or I'll kill her " he says angrily. "Puddin don't do it"Harley says calmly. Harley has always been able to be calm being held at gun point it's a normal thing for he lowers the gun on to the couch. "Fine take me let her go" he says smirking a bit but trying not to be obvious. Batman releses Harley and turns to her she hid the bat behind her so he can't see it. He gose to grab joker but then something hard comes to contact with his head and he falls to the floor and blood poors from his head and Harley and joker laugh. Harley walks over to joker and wraps her arm on his waist while his is on her shoulder. "nice work baby" joker says. He kisses her head. "Should we see if he's dead?" She says. He nods and she goes to check his pulse and sure enough there isn't one and there proud of the work they've done. "HES DEAD WE FINALLY DID IT PUDDIN WEVE KILLED BATSY" Harley says excitedly. Joker has a look of huge excitement and he picks her up and they fill all there excitement. They decide to take him outside before all the blood gets to the carpets. They won't have to go to jail for the murder since its not a sevilian death and since it's batsys death and it was a top rivalry they will just be happy that the town won't be in as much danger. Once the body is out on the street the put a note saying that Harley Quinn and joker killed poor old batsy now the place might be better. Harley Quinn and joker walk back inside the building and cleans up the blood and go to sleep proud of what they just accomplished
*Don't judge this I'm not a very good writer and nothing in this actually happened. Sorry Andy I know you love batsy or Batman. so if you're a Batman fan and you do not like this don't send hate for it it's my opinion and I would very well like you to keep your hate opinions to yourself thank you. So long and goodbye.* This may be the last part idk I might want to add more parts I might not.
