After nearly eight hours of straight driving, Shrek and Freddy Fazbear of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza had finally arrived at the Grand Buddafist Hotel in Las Anal, Nevada.
Shrek turned the car off and looked at Freddy. "It's a shame your other friends coodn't be here. I would've looved to have had them inside me swamp."
"Yeah, sorry about that. They were busy since Mike took another week of work for some reason."
"Sooch a shame." Shrek shook his head as he hopped out the car.
"Oh, I just got another text from Hitler. He's already got the room ready!" Freddy exclaimed as he tapped his phone screen.
"Great! You head on oop. I'll get the bags." Shrek blew Freddy a kiss and Freddy slapped Shrek's ass with a smile.
Freddy rode the elevator up to the 5th floor and marveled at the beauty of the hotel. The beautiful Snoop Dogg and Weed wallpaper conplemented the pictures of screen-capped no scopes that hung here and there, and at the end of the hall there was a shrine to the Flying Spaghetti Monster where people could go to pray for whatever sin they had caused to upset him.
Very professional, Freddy thought.
As he walked partway down the hall, admiring the MLG picture of a 360 noscope triple kill across the map , Hitler patted him on the back and gave him a firm handshake.
"Hello mein customer." Hitler smiled.
"Hey! Thanks for meeting us here. It was a long drive."
"It vas mein pleasure. Are you ready to begin soon?" Hitler asked as they began walking towards the room.
"Yeah, as soon as-"
Freddy walked in to find Shrek already unpacking.
"How did you...?" Freddy asked, confused.
"I used my onions to fly here laddeh." Shrek pulled at a skimpy bikini and waved it at Freddy. Freddy smiled an nodded, shutting the door so no one could see what was about to happen.
Hitler gave the thumbs up as Freddy emerged from the bathroom, his huge animotronic bear dick swinging limply as he began towards the bed where Shrek sat. Shrek looked at Freddy in lust as Freddy began touching hinself to Shrek's exposed ogre parts.
"Yeah baby, do that, but to me." Shrek moaned.
Without a moment's hesitation, Freddy jumped on the bed and began rubbing his dick against Shrek's hairy, green, fat belly.
Both of the creatures' dicks were at full mast as the excitement rushed through their bodies in anticipation for what was next.
Aftet a short blowjob from Shrek to Freddy and Freddy to Shrek, Shrek turned over to lay on his stomach and open his buttcheeks to Freddy.
Freddy slapped one and Shrek moaned loudly.
Across the room, holding an expensive-looking camera, Hitler licked his upper lip and mustache as his own dick became a little hard. Zis is some guten shit, he thought.
Freddy rubbed the head of his cock on Shrek's entrance and prepared himself and Shrek for penetration. As he lined himself up, he leaned onto Shrek's back and put his lips close to Shrek's ear.
"Get ready for Freddy." He whispered.
Freddy thrust inside of him and fucked him until the smell of onions was nearly overwhelming. Freddy knew by the smell that Shrek was close to the edge, so he slowed his thusts and increased the friction.
Shrek moaned loudly, asking him to not stop, pleading in a fiery passion for Freddy to go hard and as fast as he could.
Freddy stopped for a minute to bring Shrek away from the edge, and as Shrek turned to glare, he began pushing his hips back and forth as fast as his oiled parts could go.
Shrek let out a surprised gasp and then loudly screamed,"GET INTO ME SWAMP."
Freddy, with a primal growl, slapped Shrek's ass once more before the explosion of an orgasm filled both robot and ogre.
The two collapsed onto the bed, gasping for air as their momentary high wore away.
"That was Shrektastic." Freddy panted, rubbing Shrek's chin.
"It was more than that." Shrek mumbled.
"Yeah?"
"Yeah. It was euphoric."
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The Joy of Creation
FanfictionShrek and Freddy Fazbear take a trip to Las Anal where they meet up with a professional pornography filmer and get down and dirty.